All Of These Are So Amazing!

Cause apparently I hate myself

I watched Twilight!

yeah uh... don't do this :)

Five: Vodka, I missed you

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! @tuashenanigans​ OUR METHODS AREN’T WORKING! THE HORNY KEEPS GETTING WORSE! 

*Takes Wrench shopping and accidentally toggles all his clothes off so suddenly he's just standing in the middle of the sidewalk in his black undies*

Me, who was not expecting that:

What did I just witness? 

So about the dating sim. The highest rank you can get for Eldritch Horror Artemis is just that he knows you exist. Just a thought.

..E̷̛̜̱̣͍̺̘̮̟͊̍͒͝ĺ̷̛̖̣̹̟̯͕̑́͋̽͒͒͝ͅd̛̤̲̲̣̰͂̊͂̊͐͜͡ȑ̫̳̟͓͉̬̎̓̇̽̈̏͌͘͜͡ͅi̢͔͈̝̝͚̼̤̺͓̓̒̆̐̈́͐̌̚t̸̼̹͕̘͌͆͊̍̄̇̉͢c̳͙̝͕͉̬͋͋̾̊͌̕͡h̵̡̞̮͍̭̗̠̐͒͗̃̏ Á̴̛̫̫̬̻͂͗̆̽̂͝ͅř̢͇͔̥͇̘̉̉͑̅̑͠͠t̨͖̫̗̘̲̺̠͐̽̀̉̀̕y̸̢̥̲̟̱͐̐͐̔̅͛̄̚͟ k̴̡̹̩̠̰̯̠͑̒̏̅̐n̛̫̪̼̰͓̑͊̇̄̋̇̚ȏ̸͉̫̗͖͈̠͗̎͗̍̉͢͞͠͡w̞̩̙̺͍̘͇͂̀͒͛͗̚͞s̡̡̲̝̳̝̼̦̦͍͌͋̈́̒̓͡ ậ̶̡̡̛̮̲̱̖͔̝̈̀̈́̿͘̕̕͜͠l͙̖̦̱̼͇̽̄̇̅̎͌l̶̛̠̹̦͍͔̃̍̆̀́̎..

Fatphobia in Media

But, legitimately, teleporting frogs sound terrifying, you’re quite correct. 

This in your bed. 12:00 AM. You just had a midnight snack

I must ask, what is your opinion on, "THE FREAKING FROGS I am very scared that the gay frogs are going to come into my bed and be gay. "THE WATER IS TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY" Like just sitting there like regular frogs that they are, it scares me. Stay in the creek! Stop with your gay teleporting I say! So, I must know your take on these teleporting gay frogs! (You asked for asks, I deliver XD)

TELEPORTING GAY FROGS SOUND TERRIFYING!!

AND NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY!!

I can't imagine minding my own business and then I turn around and it's just HUNDREDS of gay frogs ribbiting at me!!!

I AM PROUD YOU HAVE COME OUT AND ARE PROUD OF YOUR ORIENTATION FROGS, THAT IS SUCH BRAVERY, BUT WHY ARE YOU PLAGUING MY HOUSE?!

Continually filling your mutual's dash with your blorbo like some sort of missionary trying to convert them