Why Do They Call Fizzy Drinks Soft Drinks Like Sir That Is Clearly Very Pointy And Pain To Drink ​

IFOUND A PICTURE OF THE EXACT ONE

I’m going to search the house for my jojo siwa karaoke machine/cd player I had when I was like 11-10 and then download some femtanyl music onto a cd and then play it on previously mentioned jojo siwa karaoke machine/cd player in whimsy and lighthearted jest so I’ll let you know how that goes

“He’s the rat-man,,, skeebadoobadabapdap”

- my darling mother while I was yapping to her about will wood having a bunch of pet rats (I love her (my mom) sm she’s so silly)

Literally me with my oc terrance. He’s just some guy

​I mean he does get slingshotted into some outer realm because the child of death himself was like “man I’m bored” and death was like “np dude I gochu here’s ur new best friend” and then it’s just Terry from finance

stanley parable narrator be like this is my oc and hes just a middle aged white man with an office job

I’m caving I am making a gimmick blog for lemon demon references I cannot contain the silliness any longer

@wasthatalemondemonreference

CRAP I FORGOT TO TO THIS 😔

Pineapple —>🍍 Pass the pineapple to 10 of your friends in 1 week or you will have extremely bad luck (no gc allowed) just copy and paste (this started in New Jersey) you can’t pass it back :3

pas,inh the pinepineapple?.?? In y.our askbox?? Its more likely than you tnink

I wonder who she’s kissing now by tv girl 😼

@blackrosieva join my man >:3

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Same man 😔

CRAP WE HAVE EXAMS I JUST REMEMBERED

I HAVE TO GO STUPID BACK TO STUPID SCHOOL TOMORROW FUCKKKKKK

Will Wood music is so good it’s like. I’m at a jazz show. I’m at a rock concert. I’m disassociating. I’m hyper aware of how my body looks. I hate modern society. Can’t we go back to the 50s? Wait the 50s sucked too. I’m a vampire. I’m a werewolf. I’m incapable of love. I have so much love to give. What’s my gender anyway? I am at a skeleton swing party in an animated film.

@blackrosieva

In spite of there being no April Fool’s update (cough boop update), let’s start a boop chain!!

tag people you wanna boop :3

@khaia-x4 @lunadreamsdespondently @locothewolf @vampiricbisexuality @thepoolisdead @absolute-solver @machathemorrigaesystem @ollie-garden

Oswald and Valorie’s cat, Ditzy! (This man has probably never seen a cat before do NOT leave him to cat-sit 🙏)