Bella: *sneaking Back Into Her Room At 3 Am*

Dec 8

Besides baseball, which other vampire-level sport have the Cullens tried out? How do they modify it to be more challenging/fun?

(prompts by @jessicanjpa​)

    They play soccer with a rock (balls tend to deflate and a rock is at least a little more sturdy). The goals are set as far apart as they can be and the fields have natural obstacles in the way (trees, mountains, lakes, etc.). They are only allowed to use one leg to do everything. 

So for instance if Emmett chooses his right leg he must hop around and move the ball only with his right leg. If he wants to kick the ball into the goal he must kick it with his right. The left leg cannot be put on the ground at any time once the game has begun so if he falls or is knocked over (this game is full contact) then he must land on his right and cannot use his left to stand.

Team mates are not supposed to help each other stand, run, or kick.

It's Twilight but storyline is of "Pictures to burn"

An idea of what the Twilight vamps can look like in the sun: 

1. They look the way they did when they died: 

- Carlisle has a bite mark on his wrist and his arm hangs weirdly, like his shoulder was out of it’s socket, body still hunched over in pain. 

- Jasper has a bloody bite on the juncture between his shoulder and neck, another on the other side to match, always bleeding and always burning. 

- Edward looks like a living corpse, hectic spots of red on his cheeks from the fever, all skin and bones, a bloody bite on his wrist, his face and body gaunt. 

- Esme’s stomach is slightly swollen, her neck bent at an impossible angle and her spine all twisted and broken, dried tears on her cheeks, a bloody bite on her throat. 

- Alice is all skin and bones, hollow eyes and gaunt body, twitching periodically like she can still feel the electricity zipping through her body, a bite on her shoulder. 

- Rosalie is all bloody and beaten up, half dead, lips swollen and bitten raw, dried blood on the insides of her thighs, a broken collarbone, broken leg, and 4 bruised ribs, she hisses out in pain every time she moves, a bite on her throat. 

- Emmett is a bloody mess, his clothes all shredded and body twisted in pain, deep gashes across his chest and abdomen and legs, his body broken, a deep bite on his neck. 

HAYLEY WILLIAMS Sydney, AU | x

Get behind me, fandom-maligned female character, I will defend you from the mischaracterization and media illiteracy with my life

Me after seeing how brave Bella is in Twilight:

Me literally:

Hang on a minute. Bella says in Twilight that Forks High School requires students to take Gym all four years. In New Moon, she says that she and Edward have the same class schedule. Are you telling me we missed out on scenes of Bella and Edward in gym class together??? Edward having a panic attack because he has to act human, but also constantly rescue Bella from flying volleyballs??? Imagine the DRAMA