😂😂

Carlisle, watching a news story about a bunch of idiots committing a crime and seeing his children in the background (again)

Edi Gathegi is gonna play Mr Terrific in the new Superman movie 🤩🤩🙌

Can someone please greet me with Jake's hug, "Bella, where the hell have you been, loca?" or just don't talk to me!

You listen to me, Edward Cullen. I am not pretending anything for your sake, okay? I didn’t even know there was a reason to make you feel better until you started being all miserable. I’ve never been so happy in all my life—I wasn’t this happy when you decided that you loved me more than you wanted to kill me, or the first morning I woke up and you were there waiting for me… Not when I heard your voice in the ballet studio—he flinched at the old memory of my close call with a hunting vampire, but I didn’t pause—or when you said “I do” and I realized that, somehow, I get to keep you forever. Those are the happiest memories I have, and this is better than any of it. So just deal with it.

Get behind me, fandom-maligned female character, I will defend you from the mischaracterization and media illiteracy with my life