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Day 2781: The ranchers manage to catch the little dog and keep him still long enough to give him a bath and cut out the mouldy mats in his fur. Under all that grime is somehow a rather bright cream - angry - pup.

autumn life shall return this friday! yay !!

The fair maiden I rescued from that tower is kinda pathetic

youtube should give viewers the option to grade video essays like it's a high school english class assignment and if the median grade is below passing then they stick a huge png over your video advising that this is a vlog with slide show components. if the youtuber ever goes "umm. I'm not going to attempt to pronounce this" at any point then they're genetically altered to be able to survive underground and let loose in an endless series of catacombs built beneath their home to live the rest of their life as the fabled town troll.

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

Haven’t finished the chapter yet, but I don’t trust him

solar flare angel skizz because he breaks every electronic he touches

critters

Me for the last week if you even care

Just dropping a quick doodle of desert duo 🏜️ I have a lot of fanart ideas, but unfortunately my exams won't let me as of late :"D I still wanted to draw them though !

“Builderman” you silly little feller

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

This is the best idea in the history of film.

Beware!

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

I'd like to think the Mafia have been around Eunoia ever since she was born lmao

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

our sandcastle

do you guys ever think abt that bed. in the end no one respawned on it because scar died too early and grian too late

It’s not too late to turn back

thought about the character too hard

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please !

Secret life scar :) I'm very very proud of this one

THEY KILLED MY WIFE, NOOOOO 😭😭😭

OPEN RP

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

her bike broke on the way to a music festival and her dumbass found the Hewitt residence!!! What happens next will shock you!!!!

uhhmm her name's March and she wasn't initially all dolled up like that! That's all Luda Mae's doing when she decided March would be their new (unwilling) family member ^_^ and since she's the only other gal in the family, Luda tends to dote on her; so March is kinda just. stuck there now!

ask away if you have questions!! I'm happy to answer literally any question you might have about her

i miss them (fictional character i think about literally every single day)