Never Knew I Had Other Socials? Well You Do Now!

Phosphophylite takes up so much space in my head it’s not even funny he’s so tragic I love him

Why is this bathroom so fucking hot I didn’t ask to be cooked alive while pissing

Memento Mori or something

Quite true

I refuse to take down any Halloween decorations in my room after Halloween

Every season is spooky season

hatsune miku

I love saying “would you be a doll and grab that for me” to literally everyone I can

They’re here and the class trial isn’t safe

Honestly same give those fuckers some flapping rights

Seriously disappointed how airplanes don't flap their wings

Okay but have you considered not dying with the glacier and just slorping the entire thing

I cant wait til I'm 43 and I have a nice wife with two lovely kids (one named Barbara and the other named Sand) and we live in a cute house by the river in a small well-kept town with friends all around and seasons bearing their best picturesque mark upon the sleepy valley - then one day I'm just gonna wake up and say "no more" and dissapear. My family will look for me for a while until they give up, little do they know that I'm a mountain man now, one with the glacier, protector of the last points of permafrost in the future year of 2040, I'll live in that bastion of silence, seeing the vast expansion of modernity change the terrain around me, until the skyscrapers breach the peaks of the mountains I've sworn my sacred oath to - until the glacier melts and I die with it.

Being a sculptor and a fnaf fan at the same time is always interesting, I think “I have to scoop this out” then get flashbacks