Phantom/Spectra: *fight In The Ghost Zone*

Wally’s Favorite 3

Cass: Someone call Wally to pick us up. I don’t trust Steph after she totaled the car.

Steph: *about to refute but pauses, looking at the broken care* You right. You right.

Duke: I don’t have his number yet. *looks around at his new siblings nervously*

Damian: Worry not, Thomas. I have place West’s number last night as The Red Head Richard Can’t Get.

Dick: Awe, Dami. That’s so sw- * realize what he said* Hey!

Duke: *looks so done* Impeding on my privacy must really be a bat thing.

Dick: Don’t worry, I got this. *calls Wally*

Barbara: *4 minutes later* He don’t got this.

Dick: *pouts* He’s not picking up.

Jason: He never picks up. *smirks* Special if its you.

Dick: *offended*

Tim: *just got off the phone with Wally* I don’t know what you guys are talking about. He always picks up for me.

All: Of course.

Dick: *torn between picking a fight over being the favorite and be terrified over Wally’s temper*

Hermione made one ((1)) comment about Ron having the emotional range of a teaspoon and the fandom just ran with it like indisputable fact

Hiccup Haddock x Jack Frost is unironically super good

I am right, and you fools don't know anything about the trenches I was in defending hiccup x jack frost, I ate those fics UP

Yessir I was giggling, twirling my hair seeing that fan art amd fics in my old cracked phone that could only connect to the internet because it had no data

Man if younger me could see me now.... she would probably be disappointed bUT glad that I still ship them together

cr: 百变花央

someone draw harry with hermione and ron as the little angel and demon on his shoulders

ROTTBD

Jack: Okay! Here’s my list of you losers. *smacks a piece of paper on the table*

Merida: I’m a cinnamon roll that kills?

Rapunzel: Awe, I’m a cinnamon roll? Thanks Jack!

Jack: Of course and we all know that the flying lizard is the ‘looks like he’ll kill you but is a cinnamon roll.’

Hiccup: *smack Jack, forgetting how strong he is as a Viking* Hey! Only I can call him that. Right bud?

Toothless: *wiggles in happiness*

Jack: *snatches his paper back and scribbles out Hiccup’s name with a pout* Note to self; Chiefy-boy is not a cinnamon roll.

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

Thing Humans Have Definitely Said to Aliens:

"Crewmate John, by the Old Ones I cannot convince my hatchling to consume his vegetables."

"Push the fork towards their mouth and tell them it's an airplane."

"What the f-"

"Tell them. It's an airplane."

Wally’s Bird

Wally: *reborn into a new world, memories come back at 5 years old* Ah

Wally: *learns that there are still heroes* Thank god…

Wally: *at eight years old finds out that his best friend has gone missing with his whole family* Ahh

Wally: *the Grayson are now a cold case, he’s missing his other half and there is no such thing as sidekicks* Ahhh

Wally: *Is in Gotham with his Aunt Iris, at the age of thirteen, for a news conversation. Has someone fly into their room, rolls across and stops at his feet* Ahhhh

Wally: But we’re ten stories high?! *Sees that the large lump at his feet. Freaks internally at the sight of his best friend’s ink stained face and panicky threw him into the bathroom where the shower is still running* Ahhhhh

Batman: *burst in three minutes later, thank god the window was open* Where’s the Talon?

Wally: *close to having a meltdown* What the fuck is a Talon?

Batman: *scrutinizing the room and zero’s in on the bathroom* Who’s in there?

Wally: My aunt, you furry pervert.

Batman: Been in there for a long day.

Wally: It’s been a long day.

*Batman walks towards the bathroom and Wally pops in front of him*

Wally: Whoa there undies on suit. That’s my aunt. Get out or I’ll call the Flash and security.

Batman: No metas in Gotham.

Wally: *snorts* Do I give a fuck? *pulls out his phone* Everyone knows Flash pops up in Gotham once in a while. The fans keep track Batsy.

*Stare down between the two, Wally wins and Batman takes off*

Wally: Pussie

TalonDick: *pops up next to him* Pussie

Wally: *Internal screaming*