Dazatsu Month 2025 Day 3 - Kidnapped

3 Swords Demon And His Magical Son 3

Draco: *talking about quidditch* You’ll lose, so you might as well be waving a white-

Ron: *raised by King Of Hell Zoro, King Pirate Luffy and The Straw Hat “Monster Crew” Ship in the New World* The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick if front of your weeping mother!

Draco:

Gryffindor Quidditch Team: Good lord

This looks like fun *evil cackles*

Anyone interested👀 Big thank you to @venelona for creating the prompt board😌

Lily's Ghost That Haunts Them

Ron:*Standing in front of Harry with a broken leg, mangle arm from being bit and ready to throw down* You wanna go bro? You wanna go down?! I can take you! Kick your arse! You wanna kill Harry? Y'all got to kill us all! Come at me you lily-white, ugly arse-

Harry:*panicking, trying to get Ron to sit and off his broken leg* Oh fucking Merlin! Ron! Ron! No bad Ron! *Struggling* Calm down please!

Ron: No balls, nipples hanging, skinny twink!

Sirius: *having multiple horrifying flashbacks to when Lily Evans starting fights in righteous anger over her friends all throughout Hogwarts with James Potter trying to calm her down in a panic*

Sirius: Welp…I lived an okay life.

Ron: I don’t need a bloody wand to-

Hermione: *covering her face in embarrassment and fear* Shhhh Ron, no, please! Stop egging the bloody serial killer! Ronald!

Ron: *lets out a scream as he tackles a shrieking Sirius*

Remus/Severus/Peter: *Flashback to when 4’9 first year Lily taking on a guy twice her height and weight….and winning* Bloody fuck…

ROTTBD

Jack: Okay! Here’s my list of you losers. *smacks a piece of paper on the table*

Merida: I’m a cinnamon roll that kills?

Rapunzel: Awe, I’m a cinnamon roll? Thanks Jack!

Jack: Of course and we all know that the flying lizard is the ‘looks like he’ll kill you but is a cinnamon roll.’

Hiccup: *smack Jack, forgetting how strong he is as a Viking* Hey! Only I can call him that. Right bud?

Toothless: *wiggles in happiness*

Jack: *snatches his paper back and scribbles out Hiccup’s name with a pout* Note to self; Chiefy-boy is not a cinnamon roll.

Sacred 28 VS The Sacred 28 6

Draco: *throws himself in a puddle*

Neville: *sleeping in a huge flower*

Luna: *Stacking rocks together to make a cave*

Abbott: *healing people with her glowing aura while following Madam Pomfrey*

Hermione: What the…?

Flint: *sitting next to Ginny while on fire*

Ginny: *a sleeping bear*

Ron: *voice magically changing to other people’s voices- people he had talked to* Ah, its that time of year.

Hermione: ???

Ron: Creature inheritance

Hermione: What in blazing hell is a creature in-

Harry: Oh shit! Oh shit! *skids in front of them* A statue just talked to me! It wanted kids!? It wanted me to give it kids?! *freaking out* I can’t give it kids! I’mma kid!

Ron: Welcome to the wizarding world of The Sacred 28

illustration for m own Arranged Marrige Royal Birdflash au :3

pirates never been so silly

Hiccup Haddock x Jack Frost is unironically super good

I am right, and you fools don't know anything about the trenches I was in defending hiccup x jack frost, I ate those fics UP

Yessir I was giggling, twirling my hair seeing that fan art amd fics in my old cracked phone that could only connect to the internet because it had no data

Man if younger me could see me now.... she would probably be disappointed bUT glad that I still ship them together

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