Ebixi - EBI

I’ve got 99 problems, but when I’ve got a bow on my bra that solves all of them

if it isn't the consequences of my own god awful actions

Sometimes I talk a lot and sometimes I don’t talk at all and somehow both are embarrassing

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

number one hottest thing a girl can be is funny. number two hottest thing a girl can be is lame as hell

can you be utterly and madly in love with me for one second

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

my oversized sweatshirt will protect me from Everything