Dadstarion
astarion is so fucking stupid he's like bleh i'm so mean i don't care about other people i'm obnoxious. and also i definitely hate kids because they're gross and get dirty and anyway we don't have TIME to save the little tiefling girl. oh fine whatever i'll help you. well yes of course i'm happy she's safe. that's different though she's a thief and extremely impulsive so we're kindred spirits i still don't like kids. well of course i like MOL. she's adorable. come on, she's like eleven years old running a little gang, that's cute as all hells. and mattis of course i like little mattis, sure his techniques could use some polish but he's got the makings of the greats, oh arabella? arabella's here? out here alone in the dark? no, it's okay, sweet girl, we'll find your parents. would you like to stay with us? oh fuck you, what are you smiling at?

Vere’s waist be so small like what do u need that small waist for? for people to grab it?
Egon to Ford pipeline real
I screamed
alex: “chat is rejoicing like we just achieved world peace”
I’m about to put myself in mortal peril for Kuras
I had to put him in this dress
what are you going to dress him up in? (feel free to draw/edit over!!!)
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