You Can Still Get STD's With Condoms On

The Nightly Show, December 10, 2015

Trump is the worst excuse for a human being, and any one that wants to vote for him is no better.

Donald Trump Is An A**hole, Philly Mayor Says

The mayor of Philadelphia didn’t mince words when asked about Donald Trump’s recent remarks on Muslims.

I have this planner with these absolutely ridiculous pages with like “motivational” quotes on them that are just these bullshit things like “Let your heart sing” and “Always believe in your dreams”

and like that’s always struck me as such meaningless bullshit, I’ve always hated those. They’ve never had that element that truly motivates me.

So, I took matters into my own hands and I made my own artsy motivational wallpapers. Enjoy.

RAVENCLAW: “If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.” –Mik Everett

bi culture is falling in love with the entire cast of black panther

#LateStageCapitalism

I live for stuff like this.

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

Oh my god. This kitten is named LeVar Purrton.

Every lab I’ve been in has “food microwaves” and “science microwaves” that are clearly labeled and in separate areas