Ghost Just Teased The Crap Out Of Us. Put Up The Billboard And Laughed When The Video Dropped. The Ghouls

amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator

So, I candied some orange peel today. Naturally, as a consequence due to the law of equivalent exchange, I have created a metric fuckton of orange simple syrup, and. . . this shit tastes exactly like fruitloops??? Why????

I need a hero right now (science side of tumblr)

THIS

The "Did you know? Rome Colosseum carved into teeth" factoid is funny and currently living in my head rent free

Maybe... Somewhere, some way...

I'm living in someone's head, rent-free.

People always talk about busting kneecaps but never busting where eeby deebie with the horse plinko was on September seventh, two-thousand and thirteen.

The Internet is a fantastical, wonderful place where you can get billions of dollars for free! Give me your credit card number and it will be deposited in your bank account in 1*2*2^8 years time!

Me, staring at the exhaustion-induced hallucination in the corner of my room: bleas go away I'm trng t resst.

Creature: Hören Sie zu und lernen Sie, verpassen Sie nicht die ChanceHier sind wir mit dem Karamelltanz

The "Did you know? Rome Colosseum carved into teeth" factoid is funny and currently living in my head rent free

Every time I go to do a silly little shitpost I stop and go hmm. Will this expose my inner psyche? Then I simply do not hit post(tm).

Has this been my profile background for a long time now? Yes. Did I ever actually post it? (Now,) also yes. I made this a couple of years ago and had a witty name for it originally but can no longer recall it. So! For now it is "Rhapsodeteriorate".