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💫 stars were made for falling
the pageant (snippets!) — bakugo k.
bakugo k. x calm fem!reader│word count: 2.9k
synopsis: For their last school festival, Class B challenges Class A to join them in the pageant. With yn as their chosen representative, Bakugo was more than ready to make sure she wins.
cw/tags: fluff, established relationship
“Me?” yn asked, blinking slowly.
What was meant to be a relaxed evening of festival planning between Class A and Class B quickly turned competitive.
Kendo had started telling stories about pageant preparations when Monoma, ever the instigator, had cut in with that infuriating smirk. “Funny how Class A’s never even tried the pageant. What’s the matter? No one pretty enough?”
And just like that, the gauntlet was thrown.
Mina, never one to back down from a challenge, had been the first to rise to the bait. Now she pointed excitedly at yn, who sat next to Bakugo, nursing a cup of tea, blissfully detached from the brewing storm.
“You’d be perfect,” Mina gushed. “You’re gorgeous, super chill, and you’ve got that ‘mysterious but approachable’ energy that pageant judges would totally eat up.”
“Are you all serious?” Bakugo spoke up. He had been quiet this whole time, clearly uninterested in whatever dumb rivalry Monoma was trying to stir up. “You’re really going to let this extra provoke—”
“Sure,” yn said simply, setting the cup down with a soft clink. “Could be fun.”
Bakugo turned to her. “What?”
She shrugged. “Why not? It’s our last year.”
Monoma’s eyebrows shot up. “Wait, really?” He let out a theatrical laugh. “Well, if that’s your choice, I suppose there’s no harm.”
Bakugo stiffened.
“What’d you say?” he asked, his tone dangerously low.
But Monoma didn’t back down. “Just being realistic. You can’t expect someone like her to keep up with someone like Kendo.”
"MONOMA, YOU IDIOT—!" Kendo launched herself at her classmate, delivering a swift karate chop to his shoulder
But the damage was done.
Something in Bakugo’s expression changed, a familiar fire igniting in his crimson eyes. He stood up slowly, cracking his knuckles.
“You’re on,” he said, voice firm. “We’re entering, babe. You’re winning that damn crown.”
Yn merely picked her tea back up, hiding a smile behind the rim of her cup. “Guess we’re doing this then.”
The next morning, Bakugo personally took charge, dragging everyone to the common room and barking orders.
“Alright, extras. Listen up! This ain’t a damn pageant. This is war, and we are not losing to those Class B losers!”
“Ooooh, Bakugo’s invested,” Mina beamed.
Bakugo ignored her comment and started pointing at everyone. “Racoon Eyes, Invisibitch—you’re on make-up! Shitty Hair, Flat Face—props! Ponytail, you’re with me on wardrobe! Dunce Face—you stay far away from anything important!”
“Rude!” Kaminari yelped, clearly offended.
Yn bumped her shoulder lightly against Bakugo’s. “You’re really into this, huh?”
Bakugo shoved her back with equal lightness. “Shut up. And get your ass moving too!”
Bakugo slammed three different fabric swatches onto the common room table, making the coffee cups rattle. “Charmeuse is the only option. Anything else is garbage.”
Momo frowned, holding up a shimmering sequin. “But this would catch the light beautifully—”
“IT LOOKS LIKE A DAMN DISCO BALL. NEXT.”
Yn yawned, resting her head on her arms. “I liked the disco ball idea.”
Bakugo flicked her forehead. “You’re not helping. And go to bed.”
Jiro strummed the final chord on her guitar, nodding as yn sang the chorus flawlessly. “Damn, you’ve got pipes.”
Yn huffed a laugh, reaching for her water bottle. “Only because you’re playing along. I’ve got nothing compared to you.”
Jiro set her guitar aside, uncrossing her legs. “Seriously, why don’t you sing for the live performances?”
A shrug. “I honestly didn’t know I could. Katsuki’s the one who mentioned it.”
Jiro’s eyes widened. “Wait. Bakugo pointed it out?” Then a slow grin spread across her face. “How’d that even come up?”
Yn blinked. “I, uh, hum sometimes. When we’re… napping.”
Jiro’s smirk turned lethal. “Oh my god. You lullaby him.”
“And… I regret telling you,” yn said with a sigh.
Jiro cackled, kicking her legs like an excited kid. “That’s the cutest shit I’ve ever heard.” She flipped over and grabbed her phone. “Mina’s gonna lose her mind!”
Yn lunged at her. “Hey, Jiro! No!”
Bakugo watched as yn took one more wobbly step in the strappy heels Momo had made before immediately grabbing him for support.
“Yeah… I don’t think I can do this,” she declared, shaking her head. “Absolutely not.”
“But they’re perfect!” Mina said. “Look at your legs!”
“Look at my ankles,” yn shot back, gripping Bakugo’s shoulders for dear life. “They’re about to snap.”
Bakugo slowly knelt down, his fingers gently undoing the straps. “Told you. Ditch the death traps.”
“But she looks so pretty in—” Uraraka protested.
“She’s wearing shorter heels. Just make ‘em pointed so she’d look taller,” he announced, tossing the heels aside.
“Hey!” Momo yelped as she caught them.
Monoma, disguised in a terrible wig, peeked into the stage where yn was practicing.
Kaminari spotted him instantly. “Uh, guys? We’ve got a spy.”
Bakugo didn’t even look up. “Flat Face.”
Sero grinned, happily taping Monoma up, while Shoji picked him up, ready to dump him in Class B’s dorm.
Yn waved as they passed her. “Tell Kendo I said good luck!”
Yn pushed open the common room door, blinking at the unexpected sight of Bakugo hunched over the sofa, papers in hand.
“Where’s everyone else?” she asked, sitting in the space beside him.
Bakugo shifted slightly to make room without looking up. “Still rehearsing for the live show.”
“And… you’re not playing the drums?” yn asked, leaning back onto the couch.
“Tch. Already nailed my part,” he muttered, finally tossing the papers onto the coffee table and slumping back. “They’re just screwing around now.”
Yn hummed, letting the silence settle between them. The easy kind that only existed when it was just the two of them.
She inched closer, letting her head drop onto his shoulder.
Bakugo didn’t hesitate. He leaned into the contact, his cheek brushing against her hair.
“Missed you,” he grumbled.
Yn laughed. “Katsuki, we share classes, a dorm, and now this pageant thing. I see you more than my own reflection.”
“With the extras,” he emphasized, nose wrinkling.
“Aww,” she cooed, playfully poking his side. “You wanted me all to yourself.”
Bakugo huffed, a flush creeping up his neck. “Shut up.”
Grinning, yn removed her slippers and curled up on the couch, tucking her legs beneath her as she looped an arm around his. “Well…” Her voice dropped to a whisper, heart thudding in her chest. “You’ve got me now.”
Bakugo turned, his gaze flickering from her eyes to her lips. “Yeah?”
Yn nodded, her smile soft. “I missed you too.”
Bakugo’s expression softened. His hand rose to cup her cheek, rough fingers gentle against her skin. When she leaned into his touch, eyes fluttering close for a second, Bakugo looked at her like she was the only thing in his world.
He tilted her chin up, slowly closing the space between them. Their eyes slipped shut, breaths mingling as their lips finally—
“Hey, Bakugo! We’re back!” Kirishima’s voice rang out, the door slamming open.
Bakugo groaned, jerking away. He slumped back against the couch, scowling at the ceiling in silent, dramatic defeat.
The notification buzzed against yn's palm as she lay curled in bed, the glow of her phone painting soft light across her face. She didn't need to look at the sender to know who it was.
Stop scrolling through your damn phone and sleep.
A quiet laugh escaped her as she typed back, How do you know I'm scrolling?
The reply came instantly. Because you replied immediately.
Yn smiled, adjusting against her pillows. Maybe I'm meditating.
Bullshit. You're looking at memes.
She glanced at the image still open on her screen—a cat wearing a tiny, lopsided crown—and sent it without hesitation. Okay, but this one's good.
Her phone lit up with his response, the letters practically vibrating with indignation even through text. THAT'S LITERALLY JUST A CAT.
A royal cat, she corrected.
Go. To. Bed.
Can't. Too busy manifesting my victory.
The next message contained a single image: an alarm clock set for 5 AM with the caption ‘WAKE YN UP.’
Meanie, she sent, already dreading the early hour.
You'll thank me when you're not yawning on stage tomorrow.
Yn sighed, knowing he was right but unwilling to admit it. Fine. But only because you're cute when you're bossy.
The bubbles appeared. Disappeared. Reappeared. Finally—
You'll kill it tomorrow. If anyone says anything bad about you, I’ll blow ‘em up.
Her breath caught, thumb hovering over the screen. She smiled and sent her response.
I know I will. But thanks, Katsuki. Love you.
GO TO SLEEP.
Yn chuckled, about to turn her phone face down on the nightstand when Bakugo sent another message.
Love you too.
Yn stepped onto the stage, quiet and composed, mic in hand. Her presence alone was enough to hush the crowd. She paused at the center, took a breath, and closed her eyes.
From the back of the crowd, Bakugo stood with his arms crossed, gaze fixed on her. Her face glowed on the giant screen behind her, casting her features in a soft, angelic glow.
Then the music began.
She began to sway to the melody, and when the moment came, she opened her eyes. Her voice followed, gentle and warm, filling the space like sunlight.
The crowd didn’t dare move. To anyone else, it might’ve looked like polite silence. But Bakugo knew better. They were captivated. Hooked.
He smirked, pride swelling in his chest. Atta girl.
The song swelled with sentiment, a delicate ballad that mirrored her soft delivery. But then, without warning, it began to rain.
Gasps echoed. A few umbrellas popped open in the audience. Bakugo’s entire body went tense, instinctively stepping forward, already half-ready to shield her.
But yn didn’t flinch.
Instead, she stepped into it, letting the droplets catch in her hair, cling to her skin, trailing down her cheek like tears.
She turned slightly, just enough to angle her body toward the light, the water shimmering like it was part of the act. Her voice never wavered, staying smooth and steady.
Bakugo blinked. Then, he saw it.
That small tilt of her head. That calculated pause in her breath. The barely-there smile curling at the corner of her mouth.
She was guiding the moment, twisting the sudden downpour to make her performance more dramatic. She pulled their hearts with gentle precision, painting herself as this fragile, ethereal heroine.
And they were eating it up.
Bakugo scoffed, grinning to himself.
He knew better though.
Underneath that calm exterior, yn was competitive as hell.
She just hid it better than most.
Like how she always walked just a little faster whenever Sato brought out fresh cookies, slipping through their rowdy classmates like it was nothing, but always managing to snag the first one.
Or how she’d lean back and smile during game nights, cool as ever, until someone beats her in Mario Kart. Then suddenly, she’d be sitting forward, knees tucked up, focus lazer-sharp.
He’d seen it in training too. She’d nod absently when given instructions, like she was barely paying attention. But the second someone started getting ahead of her, her punches got sharper, her footwork quicker.
And she never backed down.
Not even when Bakugo dared her to eat the spicy noodles he made just to mess with her. She’d just stare at him, eyes watering, and eat the whole damn bowl out of spite.
She just hated to lose.
And that was one of the first things he ever loved about her.
The crowd probably saw an angel.
But all he saw was her.
Then, mid-verse, she looked up.
Right at him.
The connection hit fast. Strong. Like she'd reached straight through the crowd and found him exactly where he stood.
The mic hovered close to her lips.
The next line was supposed to be a tender, heartfelt I love you. A perfect romantic finish, made to be sung.
But she didn’t sing it.
Instead, she spoke. Changing the words, uttering it so softly. Like a secret passed only to him.
“Thank you.”
The word whispered through the speakers, yet somehow it was louder than everything else.
The crowd melted.
But Bakugo didn’t move. He couldn’t.
His heart was pounding, loud and erratic in his ears, drowning out the cheers.
He never believed in soulmates or any of that mushy crap. That wasn’t them.
He and yn weren’t some fairytale couple. They were two stubborn, messy people who’d somehow figured out how to make it work. No sparks or fate—just time, effort, and a whole lot of understanding.
Their relationship wasn’t built on sweet words or perfect moments. It was built on them showing up. On backing each other up. On knowing when to push and when to just be there.
And right now, standing there soaked in rain, watching her express her gratitude so beautifully—Bakugo felt it. All of it.
Up there wasn’t just his girlfriend doing some cutesy stage performance.
That was his person. His partner.
The one person who called him out, kept him in check, pushed him to be better—but never once asked him to be someone he wasn’t.
And he didn’t know what the future looked like after graduation, or what kind of shit they’d face out in the world.
But he knew one thing for sure:
He wasn’t letting her go.
Yn barely had time to adjust her crooked crown before the Bakusquad descended like vultures, hungry for drama.
“OHHHH, LOOK WHO'S EATING HIS WORDS NOW—” Kaminari howled, slinging an arm around Monoma's stiff shoulders.
“Funny,” Sero mused, tapping his chin thoughtfully. “I could've sworn someone said we ‘lacked elegance’—”
Monoma's eye twitched. “I believe I said refinement—”
“YET HERE WE ARE!” Mina spun in front of him with a dramatic flourish, gesturing toward yn’s glittering crown. “This queen just wiped the floor with you. In the rain, no less!”
“Alright, alright, that’s enough,” Yn stepped forward with a sigh, trying—and failing—to hide the amused sparkle in her eyes. “We shouldn’t rub it in…”
She paused.
Then pulled out her phone, the screen already glowing. “...without proper documentation!”
The Bakusquad erupted.
“OHHHHHH!!!”
“SHE’S ARCHIVING THE SHAME!!!”
“SEND THAT TO THE CLASS CHAT!!!”
Bakugo, trailing just behind her, let out a bark of laughter. He leaned over her shoulder, fingers zooming in on Monoma’s scowl. “Hold still, Knockoff.”
Monoma looked ready to combust. “This is harassment!”
Kirishima, barely containing his own laughter, grinned widely. “Yn use the clown filter. For accuracy.”
Kendo, watching the chaos with amused resignation, shook her head. “You're all terrible.”
“We learned from the best,” yn replied sweetly, passing her phone to Kirishima and patting Monoma on the shoulder with mock sympathy. “Thanks for the inspiration. You’ve been great for morale.”
Kendo chuckled and stepped in, offering a hand. “Seriously, though. You were incredible.”
Yn’s smirk softened. She took Kendo’s hand, squeezing it. “Thanks. You were amazing too. Had me sweating for a second. You made the competition tough.”
Kendo grinned and pulled her into a quick, warm hug. “Coming from you? That means a lot.”
They parted with a shared look of respect before Kendo dragged a sputtering Monoma off by the collar, still mid-rant.
Then, finally, yn let the tension drain from her shoulders. She turned and collapsed into Bakugo’s side, face buried in his chest.
“Carry me,” she mumbled into his shirt, her voice muffled and sleepy.
Bakugo let out a low chuckle, wrapping an arm around her. “Yeah, yeah. I got you, princess.”
The stars were out. Quiet, for once.
Yn climbed the stairs slowly, her sweater sleeves pulled over her hands. She found him exactly where she expected—leaning against the railing, arms folded, gaze turned skyward.
“You avoiding the party?” she asked, voice light.
Bakugo didn’t look at her. “Tch. Too loud.”
She joined him at the railing, shoulder brushing his.
“I can’t celebrate my win without my coach, y’know,” she teased, glancing up at him.
That earned a small scoff. “You didn’t win ‘cause of me.”
“I didn’t win without you either,” she said softly.
He didn’t respond at first, just stared ahead, jaw tight. Then—
“You were amazing,” he said, almost grudgingly. “Stupidly amazing.”
Yn smiled. “You’re getting better at compliments.”
“Shut up,” he grumbled, but his ears were definitely pink.
Silence followed, settling comfortably between them, soft and familiar.
“But I was a bit scared, you know,” yn admitted after a moment.
Bakugo snorted, rolling his eyes. “Yeah. Could’ve fooled me.”
She bumped his shoulder lightly. “I’m serious, jerk.” Then, more quietly, her expression softened. “I kept looking for you.”
Something flickered in his eyes. The distance between them diminished.
“Yeah?” he asked, voice low.
“Yeah,” she whispered.
This time, when they leaned in, there was no hesitation. Her fingers curled into his hoodie, his fingers hovered near her jaw, and the rooftop felt quieter than it had all night.
Their noses brushed, lips just about to meet—
“Yo! There you guys are!”
Bakugo’s forehead fell to yn’s shoulder with a low, agonized groan.
“Shitty Hair,” he growled, not even turning around. “I swear to god—”
“I just came to tell you there’s cake!” Kirishima grinned from the door, completely unbothered. “But hey, don’t stop on my account—”
“Kirishima.”
“Okay, okay, I’m leaving!”
He disappeared back down the stairs, laughing.
Yn pressed a hand to her mouth, giggling into her palm. “Next time then,” she whispered, eyes sparkling.
“Yeah… fuck that,” Bakugo muttered, before tugging her in by the waist. “C’mere.”
boyfriend katsuki doesn’t know, or care, about the difference between your wants and needs.
you’re out of your favorite lip gloss? it’s sitting on your desk the next morning, the exact shade, down to the brand, like he memorized it months ago.
you mention craving a drink in passing? he’s pressing the bottle into your hand within minutes, like it just magically appeared in his pocket.
you linger a second too long in front of a display window, eyes catching on a delicate necklace? its draped around your neck by nightfall.
when katsuki’s your boyfriend, the world bends to your desires. because if you want it, then in his mind, you need it. and katsuki always makes sure you have what you need.
when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”
Birthday special
Katsuki Bakugo x reader
Head canons
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★ During your birthday he’d would go shopping with you,hang out with you,etc
★ Bakugo would probably bake your cake and everything (probably has the ‘kiss the cook’ apron)
★ He make sure your not lifting a finger on your birthday
“It’s your special day idiot your not carrying shit..”
★ He’d make sure your day goes perfectly well and smoothly no doubt
★ While in the morning he’s bring you breakfast in bed and cuddle you from behind as you ate
“Tch…shut up I just…I haven’t talk to you in a while so…”
★ He’d call you out from hero work so you could relax for the rest of the day
★ He would make a candle lit dinner with your favorite food and everything
★ He watch the stars with you before falling asleep with you as you both cuddle
“Happy birthday…idiot…” Bakugo would say as he kisses your temple
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Thank you for reading :)
Illustration by @ seisyunbotdesu on Twitter
my man appreciation post cause it's his birthday today 🥳🥳🎂🎂
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATSUKI BAKUGOU !!
I love you baby umahumahumahumah HE'S SO SILLY OMG I WANNA SQUISH HIS CHEEKS SO BADD UGHHH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 😔😔🙏🏻🙏🏻💔💔
will bakugou choose seoul, korea or your wedding anniversary?
Bakugou had turned the damn house upside down three times.
“Where the hell is it?” He hissed under his breath, storming through the hallway closet for the third time in two days. He’d torn apart the shoe rack, the document folders, and even flipped through the cookbooks in the kitchen, just in case he’d used it as a bookmark. No dice. The damn passport was still missing.
His hair was sticking up more than usual—half from stress, half from the static of the hoodie he’d thrown on that morning in frustration. They were supposed to leave for Korea in three days. Three. It was the biggest pro-hero conference he’d ever been invited to—panel talks, interviews, awards. Best Jeanist, Lemillion, and even Halfie had their confirmations sent in already.
And what did he have?
An expired copy of his license (he got a new one; the expired one’s just in his drawer), a half-crushed protein bar, and a very pouty, very pregnant wife in the living room.
You had your feet up on the couch, ankles slightly swollen beneath the oversized hoodie you’d stolen from his wardrobe. You were scrolling on your phone with one hand, the other resting on your baby bump, lazily tracing circles. When Bakugou stomped past, you looked up with the slow blink of a cat.
“Still lost?” you asked, not bothering to hide your amusement. Even laughed under your breath.
The audacity, he thinks, though it wasn’t frustration. He could never be mad at you.
Because he knows you’ll get mad at him, too.
Bakugou didn’t answer. He grunted instead, pulling out another drawer in the cabinet near the TV.
“Maybe it grew legs and walked off,” you teased. “Or maybe your big fat ego swallowed it.”
He shot you a look. “Not helping.”
You hummed. “Not trying to.”
Your pout had gotten more dramatic since hitting six months. Bakugou noticed it more these days, how you’d stare down your food like it personally offended you, or how you’d sigh theatrically every time the topic of even him leaving the house came up. At first, you’d been supportive—even joked that you’d video call him during the conference and heckle him from the screen. But once you found out the biggest day of the event landed on your wedding anniversary, the whole game changed.
Suddenly he feels like he’s on house arrest.
“Maybe it’s a sign,” you murmured, taking a sip of the juice he made you this morning. “Maybe you’re meant to stay home this time.”
Bakugou scoffed. As if.
“Ain’t no damn sign. It’s just misplacin’ shit.”
“You don’t have to go,” you said again. “You could stay. Cuddle me. Eat cake. Listen to me cry about clouds.”
“You said I could go if I find my passport,” he pouts, brows furrowed, and his lips jutted slightly.
“I did, and don’t be mad,” you replied. “I want you to go. Really. You’ve worked so hard.”
“Then why do you look like you wanna punch me in the throat?”
You blinked at him. “Because it’s our anniversary and I’m hormonal. Sue me.”
“Uh-huh.”
“So I hope you don’t find it.”
That was the end of that conversation.
-
The night before their anniversary came sooner than expected.
Bakugou had made a reservation at one of the nicest rooftop restaurants in the city. Private booth, soft fairy lights, cityscape twinkling behind them. The host even laid a small bouquet of lavender on the table when he told them it was for a special occasion. He hadn’t told you where you were going, only grunted, “Wear that dress you like—that comfy one. You know the one.”
He hadn’t mentioned anything new about the passport ordeal. You, who figured he’d either given up or accepted fate, were mostly content to enjoy the evening.
You looked like a dream, so his focus was entirely on you. Someone who he somehow managed to have (maybe his bond with his guardian angels came in clutch and even contacted Cupid himself to arrange an arrow for you two).
You waddled into the restaurant, cheeks a little fuller, eyes glowing. He still looked at you like he couldn’t believe he got so lucky. He thinks it makes you shy, how intense his gaze got, even after everything—the morning sickness, the mood swings, the late-night hospital runs due to paranoia.
“You okay?” he asked, placing a hand on your lower back as you walked in.
“Mm,” you hummed, leaning into his touch. You could barely hide your smile at this point. “You’re staring.”
He didn’t even deny it. “I am? So what? Can’t a man just appreciate his wife?”
Dinner went well, for the most part.
You had one hand on your belly, the other wrapped around his fingers on the table. You were halfway through your chocolate mousse when Bakugou reached into his jacket pocket and slid something across the table.
“No,” you said slowly, setting your spoon down. “You didn’t.”
“Yeah, I did.”
He didn’t look smug at all, more like... hopeful.
Your brows furrowed. You reached for the passport, flipping it open.
There it was. His damn passport. Found. Intact. Stamped. His most recent picture was taken only a few months ago.
Yoh stared at it. Then at you. Then back at it again.
“…You found it?”
“Yup.”
“Where was it?”
He cleared his throat, gaze shifting to the side.
“…Behind the dresser in the guest room. Stuffed in that red envelope labeled ‘Important Shit,’ which you labeled in your handwriting, by the way.”
You paused. Your cheeks puffed again as your lips turned downward in the softest pout he’d ever seen. You looked down at your half-eaten dessert, spoon idle.
“You’re really gonna go?”
“I want to,” he admitted. “But I don’t wanna leave you pissed off and lonely, either.”
You didn’t say anything at first. Just poked at your mousse with your spoon. Your lashes were low, and he could tell you were struggling. Not angry, just…sad.
Finally, you said, “It’s just one. It’s just one anniversary. We’ll have dozens more, right?”
“We will. We’ll have centuries more.”
“…And you’ll video call me. Every day.”
“Morning and night.”
“And text me when you land. And when you eat. And when you leave the venue. And—”
Bakugou reached across the table and tugged gently at your hand. His hands are rough against yours, but they’re filled with sincerity and utmost love that a man could give to his wife.
“Hey.”
You looked up.
His voice softened.
“Seriously, d’ya think I’d leave you without a plan?”
You blinked.
“I’m leavin’ you flowers and your cake. I told Kirishima to drop off that spa basket thing you said you wanted last month. And your mom’s stayin’ over the night of. I made sure. I even stocked the fridge.”
Your mouth parted slightly, tilting your head to the side. “You…did all that?”
“Yeah.” He looked almost bashful now, scratching the back of his neck. “Didn’t want you to think I forgot. Even if I ain’t here physically. I’m still here.”
Your eyes shimmered just a bit. A good sign, Bakugou notes.
Then you smiled—soft and tired and affectionate.
“God, you’re gonna make me cry.”
“Tch. Don’t cry. I’ll look like an asshole.”
You laughed then, nose crinkling. “You are an asshole. But a sweet one.”
“Yeah, you love me.”
“I do.”
You two didn’t talk about the passport again that night. Not after that.
Instead, you finished dessert. Slowly. Your hand stayed in his the whole time.
When you walked out of the restaurant, he kept his arm around your shoulders, guiding you carefully down the steps like you were made of glass. You leaned into him, soft and warm, your belly pressing into his side.
And when they got home, you told him, “Let’s open the anniversary cake early.”
He didn’t say no. Not when you looked that happy. It doesn’t matter that he’s already full from the chocolate mousse you two had earlier.
When night finally settled, and Bakugou’s wiping the excess frosting off the corners of your lips with a napkin, he hears you say, “Come home soon, okay?”
He nodded, then softly kissed the crown of your head.
“Always.”
Always come home to you.
-
The morning of Bakugou’s flight started earlier than usual.
He had been up before the alarm even went off, brushing his teeth with the kind of intensity that only came from years of military-grade discipline… or nerves (also because he wants all bad germs on his mouth to die). Not that he’d ever admit to the latter. He stood in front of the mirror, towel slung low on his hips, steam curling from the hot shower as he stared at his reflection.
This was it. The day he was supposed to fly out to Korea.
Except—he wasn’t going.
Not really.
He’d made his decision last night, somewhere between the weight of your hug and the feel of your heartbeat against his body when you fell asleep on his chest. The moment you started snoring softly, your nose slightly buried in his shirt, he realized there was no way in hell he was getting on that plane.
Not this time.
But you didn’t need to know that just yet.
Because if there was one thing Bakugou knew about his wife, it was that you’d throw a fit if he skipped a life-changing professional opportunity just to spend your anniversary folding baby laundry and rubbing your swollen ankles. Plus, he knew you’d never allow him to stay. And if you knew he was lying about leaving, you’d huff and puff until he actually made him go.
So, he planned ahead. Like a goddamn mastermind.
By the time you woke up—slightly groggy with pillow lines on your cheek—he had already “packed.” His suitcase was zipped shut and positioned neatly by the door. His travel duffle bag sat upright next to it. His travel documents were tucked inside an envelope labeled “Do Not Open Unless Emergency.” (Totally blank inside.)
You blinked at him sleepily, rubbing your eyes as you waddled into the living room in his oversized T-shirt. One of the many shirts he was sure was missing from his closet.
“You already packed?” you murmured, voice small and pouty.
He turned from the kitchen, coffee mug in hand. Acting too nonchalant to not give anything away.
“Yeah,” he said. “Didn’t wanna rush.”
You crossed your arms over your bump. “It’s only a three-hour flight, Katsuki. Not an expedition to the Arctic.”
“Still gotta prep,” he said, biting back a grin.
Your eyes narrowed suspiciously, but the smell of something sweet distracted you. Bingo.
He stepped aside, revealing a neatly arranged dessert box sitting on the counter. Inside: four of your favorites—strawberry shortcake with extra whipped cream, a slice of creamy Basque burnt cheesecake, a generous portion of tiramisu, and your current obsession: mango sticky rice.
“You bought me desserts?” you awed.
“I bought you a stack,” he corrected. “Don’t think I don’t know you get all sad and start craving sugar when I leave.”
You scoffed. “I do not.”
“You do,” he said, crossing his arms smugly. “You pouted so hard last time I left, I came back to find the fridge empty and you passed out with a half-eaten ice cream tub on the couch.”
“That was one time!”
“And I’m not takin’ chances.”
He bent forward, pressed a kiss to your cheek, then to your rounded belly. “Eat well. Don’t lift anything heavy. Text me when you’re sleepy. I’ll land by lunch. Kirishima’s already on the way, but it’ll take a while because of traffic since the bridge is getting repaired.”
“You’re acting suspicious,” you said, frowning as you clung to his shirt. “You never say goodbye this… nicely.”
“That’s rude,” he muttered. “I’m always nice.”
“No, you’re normally grumpy and say something like, ‘Don’t burn the house down while I’m gone.’”
He smirked. You weren’t wrong entirely.
“Well, maybe I don’t wanna come back to find out you’ve cried over an empty dessert box.”
Your lip wobbled, and he kissed you again—softly this time, with an extra squeeze to your waist.
“I’ll be back before you know it. It’s just for two nights.”
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He left around nine. Or at least, pretended to.
Instead of heading to the airport, he drove straight to his agency, parked in the underground garage, and holed up in his office. There was a bottle of juice in the mini fridge, emergency snacks in the bottom drawer, and an absurd number of congratulatory emails flooding his inbox that he ignored.
The hours ticked by slowly.
He checked his phone a dozen times. No calls. No texts. Just one blurry photo from you of the dessert box with the caption: You’re lucky I’m in a sugar coma right now. Or I’d be mad you left without triple kissing me goodbye.
He snorted.
Around lunchtime, he got restless. Then irritated.
Then, at exactly 1:00 P.M., he got in the car and drove home.
No warning.
No heads-up.
He half-expected you to be lounging in the living room, watching drama reruns and fanning yourself while complaining about heartburn. But when he pulled up the driveway and unlocked the front door—
The house was suspiciously quiet.
His brows pulled together.
“[Name]?” he called out, stepping in.
Nothing.
He frowned and shut the door behind him, stepping out of his boots. He heard a thud from the back hallway. Then a low grunt. A shuffle.
His eyes narrowed.
Then he heard you muttering.
“Come on, come on, I’m not that heavy—”
He rounded the corner—and stopped cold.
There you were.
Standing in the hallway. Sweaty. Red-faced. Holding a large box half your size with both hands, your bump barely giving you enough room to balance it. Your lip was caught between your teeth as you struggled to carry what was definitely one of the boxes he had explicitly labeled: Do Not Touch.
“…What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
You screamed.
You literally screamed—jumping nearly out of your skin, eyes wide like you saw a ghost.
Or a burglar.
Or both, at this point.
“—Katsuki! I thought you were in Korea—what the hell—”
“Put the box down.”
“You can’t just walk in like that, I thought—I—”
“Put it down, [Name].”
You dropped it with a loud thunk, wobbling backward and grabbing your shoulders.
“Oh my god, I thought you were a home invader! I was ready to throw a candle at you—why are you back?!”
Bakugou marched toward you, still wide-eyed with a mixture of rage and pure panic. He can’t believe this at all. “More importantly, why the fuck are you lifting boxes?!”
“I was bored!”
“Bored? So you decided to tear a disc and pop a blood vessel?!”
“I didn’t tear anything! And it wasn’t heavy; it’s mostly baby blankets!”
He crouched down instantly to pick it up—still heavy, despite your excuses—and carried it to the nursery, grumbling the entire way. “Goddamn woman’s gonna give me a stroke,” he muttered, though there was never any heat in his words.
You waddled after him, still stunned.
“Wait. Why are you here?!”
“I never left.”
“You… what?”
“I stayed at the agency. Figured I’d come back after you thought I was gone. Catch you red-handed.”
“You liar!”
He turned toward you, his frustration subsiding.
“You’re not even a good liar! You went full fake goodbye mode this morning! You even left me mango sticky rice!”
“Yeah. ‘Cause I knew you’d snoop around and start being reckless the second you thought no one was watching.”
Your cheeks puffed up again. That damn pout.
“I was just nesting,” you mumbled.
“Nesting doesn’t involve deadlifting half a closet,” he shot back. “You promised you’d take it easy.”
“…I thought you were in Korea.”
“Yeah, well, again, surprise.”
You blinked up at him again, eyes soft now, overwhelmed. “…You really stayed just for me?”
When he sets the boxes down, he exhaled and cupped your cheek, thumb brushing under your eye. “You really thought I’d leave you alone on our anniversary? Pregnant? Carrying boxes? Eating dessert by yourself? What do you take me for? A shitty husband?”
You hit his chest weakly.
“You’re so unfair,” you muttered.
“I know,” he grinned. “And I love you.”
You melted then. Completely.
Wrapping your arms around him, your bump pressing into his stomach, you buried your face in his chest and whispered: “I love you too, you dramatic maniac.”
That night, there was no flight. No press. No conference.
Just takeout on the couch, your feet in his lap, mango sticky rice on your plate, and his hand splayed across your belly like a homecoming gift.
Bakugou may have missed a headline.
But he made the right choice.
And that mattered more.
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BestFriend!K. Bakugou
𖦹*ੈ‧ 𓇼 ₊˚𓆝 When you’re at that point of your birthday everything seems to be against you, your best friend isn’t
A/n: Started making this during MY birthday dumps lol (Photos may look funky bcs I'm doing this on my Ipad!) || Masterlist
You never meant to be such a Debby downer, especially on your own birthday. But sometimes it couldn't be helped. It felt like a lot of pressure, and maybe a time to grieve the age you left, to grieve what could have been, rather than to celebrate what was to come. You know that its backwards thinking, but it was rooted into you.
It was wrong to lash out on him. You knew that. But to be fair, it was humiliating that everyone seemed to have forgotten it was your birthday. And even worse when they saw your stories but didn't even reply to it or like it wishing you a happy birthday. It hurt.
You couldn't help but scream internally at the pet name as you chucked your phone away from you. You were running purely on fumes and adrenaline... but maybe, just maybe, this birthday wouldn't be like the rest.
“me time” and it’s just lay in bed reading fanfiction for hours