Norman: I Always See You Hanging Around That Parker Boy. Why Not Hang Around With Some Girls For A Change?

Bird Killian, for the Will Smith pigeon movie fans. All three of you. Loosely based on the Australian crested pigeon.

I got a dream about penguins attacking New York

more cuz u guys love it sm

Ok boomer.

More miscellaneous otto trash, also a bonus season 1 vers😂😂😂. I might make a post in the future about how much ocks design changed throughout the show and what I think about them (because the change from just season one to two is pretty noticeable). Idk though cause im not very good at putting my thoughts into words loll

You mean OUR wife

killian TRISTAN MCFORD. my wife

Well… Fml. It’s 3 am and I’ve been drawing this mf instead of sleeping

I’ve watched Spies in disguise for the first time :D I liked it <3 (tho Killian is just bait for me… Good God…)

Let's just say their mission was accomplished thanks to Killian.

I had some kind of a crush on Grimmel two years ago (maybe I still have)

Oh boy

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!