All The Positions

Me: I will be a good lesbian today!

Also me: *watches porn of cocks pounding cunts and coming over and over*

You were raised with cameras always near.

You're one green screen away from being any fantasy for so many tasty cocks!

So what's stopping you?

Feminism appreciation post 😇🤭

Sure, tell people im an evil mind control lady, that will only make me more popular 🤍

It feels too good to want to ever stop 🤍

I keep telling people im literally brainwashing them and they seem shocked that I'm actually doing it

But they never tell me to stop ^_^

they invented a fleshlight that can smoke weed

Confession time: my secret dream is to run a misogynistic “secret society” that works to spread the word of the patriarchy, dismantle feminism, and put women back in our proper place, the kitchen and bedroom, serving as trad wives.

Doesn’t being a needy mess for Men sound like way more fun than fighting the patriarchy?