Me Thinking About How Ahsoka Canonically Thought Of Anakin And Obi-wan As Her Adoptive Family And Even

an episode of the clone wars

yoda, hitting a bong: stole a fuckton of holocrons, the cowboy did

ahsoka: well ok! let’s just stab him until he gives them back

anakin: haha y-

obiwan:

anakin:

obiwan:

ahsoka:

anakin: no ahsoka……. it’s not the jedi way

NOT CANON!!!

I just love the idea of bakugou and Shinsous dynamic

the born as an asshole and made into an asshole dynamic is just SO GOOD

Like- they’re both jerks, real huge dickheads, right? Shinsou is the one who just is hitting you with the insults that cut d e e p and bakugou is the physical counter for that.

They have a personal vendetta against muzzles (fanon) and always have shit to say about everyone, like two Regina Georges that walked into hot topic and a vat of eyeliner, they’re the gossip hoes of ua. An unstoppable forced that does NOT care about your feelings

But at the same time they have passion. They want to become heroes and have the mental drive to do it. Their compatibility makes up for their differences.

Bakugou on offense, lashing, distracting as shin takes out those around him with his quick movements and agility. Theyd be UNSTOPPABLE in a tough environment. But compatibility in battle isn’t what I’m focusing on here.

When it comes to them as people, they work out nicely, (obviously ignoring the fact that theyd hit you where it hurt and revel in your suffering) they both like their own personal space and would obviously have no qualms in respecting one another’s boundaries, while at the same time they can share information (normally through insults or scathing jokes at other’s expenses) that would normally result in a uncomfortable conversation

Theyd get along with PAINFULLY dark humour. The likes of which makes the entire class physically recoil.

They were particularly fond in jokes about muzzling and joking about becoming a villain.

(They we’re both pulled aside one day by Aizawa after one of their dormmates overheard them talking in depth about ways they could (re: would) use their quirks to commit,,,atrocious crimes if they decided the hero biz wasn’t cut out for them)

(Aizawa was also not happy to discover the two edgelords hurling insults at eachother because apparently bakugou didn’t think Shinsou played a good Edward Cullen, it was entertaining to watch until biting was involved)

They onced were paired in hero training and were RUTHLESS

Bakugou simply had to tell mindfuck what he knew about the rest of their class and Shinsou had immediately found the most dirty, but wrenching quips. All their opponents were too stunned and, well, devastated to notice the explosive barrel hurling towards them.

The ua faculty all unanimously agreed to stop pairing them up anymore, especially after one particular incident that had nezu thoroughly shaken.

Theyre. MEMERS.

They practically communicate through insults and shitty memes. Shitty shitty memes.

The class once found both of them in tears over a fucking suck ass sponge bop meme that simply read; “aw hell naw, get da spunch brof out de shit”

Momo was almost tempted to burn the phone along side the image.

They immediately connected. Like. Immediately.

Less than a day after grape fuck had been kicked the hell out, bakugou had cornered Shinsou before the boy could even get through the door. They left the room for bakugou to “determine his worth”, only a few minutes later the bakusquad all got a notification that Shinsou had been added to their group chat.

Cats.

The moment bakugou heard that beautiful sound coming from his mentally scathing classmate he barged through the door and demanded that Shinsou let him pet them.

Shinsou, being the fucking dick he was, said it would come at a price.

The price was, bakugou had to use Shinsous real name.

Shouji was slowly growing more and more suspicious after he heard bakugou calling Shinsou by Hitoshi more often than not.

I just fucking LOVE to imagine they were like that

And by “that” I mean that they aggressively flirt. And I’m talking aggressively.

When the class heard shin call bakugou a “slab of sexy fucking meat” right. To. His. Face. They assumed he was suicidal. I mean, it didn’t even matter that he’d only been there for a month and a half, everyone who’d even so much as breathed in the same area as bakugou knew not to do that?,!!?

It only made matters worse when bakugou responded with “tall glass of knee weakening wine”

“Aged?” Shinsou responded

Bakugou just looked at him with a wink and a smirk as he calmly responded, “you know it sugar tits”

Kirishima and Kaminari simply..looked at their boyfriends, already mentally planning the loooonngg list of “how the fuck” questions.

Also, if, by chance the class walked in on them both decked out in ridiculously poofy princess gowns in Apple White and Raven Queen cosplay, as a crowned bakugou tossed an apple at Shinsou while Hamilton played in the background, they chose to forget it.

Bruce’s fave pastime is seeing Hal make a fool of himself. Clark is not behind it

It Was All Obi-Wan’s Fault

Padme: …maybe Obi-Wan could help us.  Anakin: [wincing] Nah, I can’t…can’t talk to Obi-Wan about this. Or anything. Ever.  Padme: Why not? He cares about you; have you tried asking him if he – Anakin: Look, I’m telling you, I can’t talk to Obi-Wan! I have tried! But every time I try, he’s all…him about it, and it never works.  Padme: [nodding knowingly] Why, because he’s all [pompously] “No Ahhhhnnakin, I’m a Jedi and we don’t talk about this stuff…” Anakin: What? No, no, it’s not like that at all! I just…can’t. It’s not possible.  Padme: Ani, I don’t understand.  Anakin: Well…

[smash cut to Anakin and Obi-Wan’s quarters] Anakin: [seriously] Obi-Wan, I need to talk to you about something.  Obi-Wan: [sitting down right next to him, making intense eye contact] Of course, Anakin, what’s the matter? Anakin: [flustered] …I gotta go. 

[smash cut to Anakin, sitting in a ship next to Obi-Wan]  Anakin: Master, I have something that I need to tell you.  Obi-Wan: [trying to fix something on the ship, leaning over Anakin and pressing up against him repeatedly] Certainly Anakin…just…give me one second…I need to just adjust this…oh blast, hang on, I’m getting grease all over my tunic, I’m just going to remove it. There. [settling back into his seat, shirtless and sweaty] All right. What did you want to talk to me about? Anakin: [dying] No…nothing. I…let’s just go. On. The mission. 

[smash cut to Anakin, nervously biting his nails at the kitchen table]  Anakin: [gathering up the nerve] …Master? I really need to talk to you about something! It’s important! Obi-Wan: [strutting in from the refresher, wearing nothing but a towel] [taking Anakin’s hand] You know you can talk to me about anything, Anakin. Whatever is the matter? Anakin: [squeaks] 

Padme: [nodding] …I see.  Anakin: It’s horrible! He’s the worst! 

About death

at superman's secret base: fortress of solitude, complete silence, memoir for the fallen krypton, v serious place, only 3 people granted access

at batman's secret base: I AM 200% SURE I DID NOT ADOPT THAT ONE, SOMEONE TELL ME WHY DAMIAN IS LICKING THE DINOSAUR, WHICH ONE OF U BRATS BLED ALL OVER THE BATHROOM, WHO LET THE GREEN FLASHLIGHT IN HERE, ALFRED!!!!

They’re having a very serious conversation about Cody’s behaviour (being mean to uncle Ben)

SOME FALL DRINKS DOODLES, HAPPY PUMPKIN MONTH! 

my mom, turning up “we will rock you”: football babey!

me, internally: straight people think they understand queen which is cute

I like to imagine that in any atla modern au, aang still, for some reason, finds a reason to beat ozai’s ass