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My personal dumb and useless head canon for what happened between “twilight of the apprentice” and the epilogue for Ahsoka goes thusly: 

Ahsoka realizes that, now that everyone left the planet, she is stranded on a deserted planet with no visitors and no ships. thankfully, she is a great mechanic, and manages to scrounge up a ship from old parts strewn about from old, destroyed ships and the temple weapon. some are thousands of years old. some are much more recent, from dumbasses who crash on planets… like her lineage.

she explores and studies the temple and the sith writings in her spare time (entertainment is scarce) as she constructs what is, without a doubt, the jankiest, most engineering-student ship that has ever flown. her belt, an old ration wrapper, and tape, among others, are integral parts of the engine. it flies on luck and the force. Morai is facepalming. Bendu is kind of impressed

she nonetheless uses it to get out because she left her self preservation somewhere on christophsis and they do not have a lost and found department.

She then goes to the closest planet to find replacement parts, upgrades, as well as luxuries for her ship (she was holding her pants up the whole takeoff and then decided to just throw them off once inside) (and she needed a kitchen, and food) (and this ship is so old in it’s apparent design and mismatched she easily fits it up to be invisible to the empire).

Knowing that she cannot return to the ghost, or Rex, nor could she ask for another confrontation with Vader, she decides to be the biggest pain in the ass for Sidious, because why not, and also she hates the bitch. 

She destroys force-sensitive ‘sith nurseries’, corrupts secret research data on under the table experiments, just attacks Sidious’ Sith agenda that the rebels don’t care for (cuz the jedi are dead but they forget that the force is not).  

now Sidious knows who it is, but cannot send Vader again, because he is busy, and also failed once and he does not want Vader to be exposed to Anakin again, and Anakin never hated Ahsoka unlike Obi-Wan, so he has to go himself. of course, he is an asthmatic Grandpa, and she is young and fit, so she was gone before his ship arrived on site, but she left cute messages! 

she, head of rebel intelligence, skilled commander and general, war veteran, and he, wartime emperor, are basically just raiding places and chasing each other but because of their own skill and experience, the strategy needed become more and more complex until they are like playing 5d chess whilst the rebel alliance is playing checkers.

 (still mad that they gave military titles and rank to Senators and politicians with no military experience or training. do you think military commanders would give half a second’s thought as to weather or not they should retrieve the death star plans? or even refuse to because they don’t have the votes? nah, they would see planet killer and see it as civil war ender and send everyone they can to destroy the thing the second they learn about it)

and that is why sidious does not actively do anything more than sit on his throne and walk to the window to stare ominously in space next to vader in the OT. he sends vader off then goes to try and fight and mange anakin’s wayward apprentice.

and then when she goes to the cloning facility that is preparing for palpatine’s ‘return’, she programs all the droids to implant biochips that would slowly cut his connection to the force and kill him the more he uses the force, because that is karma for what you did to the clones and order 66.

and that is also why she does not go fight him and lets Rey do that, because she is completely alive, what are you talking about, the daughter made her immortal unless killed and my girl is too strong to be killed. She’s just off being badass in another war or force plane, and is not interested in coming back for a little first order uprising, that’s it.

ok as amazing as Twilight of Apprentice was how funny would it have been if Ahsoka was just beyond done with Anakin’s bullshit™ and just screamed “FUCK OFF SKYGUY” everytime she saw Vader

“The man you knew as Anakin Skywalker is de-”

“Cut the shit, Anakin, I know it’s you. You just flew in standing on top of your TIE fighter and there’s only one fucker in the galaxy who’s that extra”

Midtown decides to throw a talent show, and Tony tries to talk Peter into participating.

Tony: You can dance! I’ve seen you groovin’ before and you’ve got talent, kid.

Peter: First of all, don’t say “groovin’” - it makes you sound ancient. Second of all, my single only talent is the ability to cry on the spot. Watch.

Peter, thinking about those sad animal shelter commercials: *bursts into tears*

Tony, alarmed: Are you fucking okay?

the witcher but with britney spears music (heavily inspired by @paper-records)

The Master Plan

[the entire cast standing around in the ruins of Death Star II, aghast] Kylo: [whispers] …what the fuck. Lando: Seriously?! This guy? Again? Anakin’s Force Ghost: [furious] This makes no sense! I killed you! Me! The Chosen One! Just like the stupid prophecy said I would! Luke’s Force Ghost: Yeah, and I saw it happen with my own two eyes! And then the Death Star was destroyed! How could you possibly have – Sidious: [bored, examining his nails] Hmm? Survived? [chuckles] Well you see, you fools, I knew all of this was going to happen. It was all part of the plan. [yawns] Quite underwhelming, I’m afraid. I was hoping for a bit more of a challenge. Leia: What?! Sidious: [sighing] Oh very well: yes, it all goes back to when my Master and I used midi-chlorians to create life. [to Anakin] That’d be you, son. Then, of course, I figured we’d better see to it that he spent his first several years with his mother on Tatooine, forming an attachment and also developing many feelings about slavery, both of which I could use to manipulate him later. Anakin: What. [Two Hours Pass] Sidious: …do you have any idea how expensive it is to pay for a custom-built clone army AND cover the cost of the upkeep on a massive droid army at the same time, and keep tabs on where all the money is going? And also how annoying it is to have to manage all that while having to continually meet with Anakin, and be forced to listen to him blather on about Senator Amidala or General Kenobi for hours at a time, nodding and pretending I gave a bantha’s hide about his feelings!? Force, there were a couple of rough years in there, but I persevered because I knew – I knew – I was nearly one-fifteenth of the way through my plan… [Another three hours. Most of the cast is sitting down on the floor now, and a couple people have nodded off.] Sidious: …I knew that I couldn’t trust Vader any further than I could throw him – or perhaps, any further than he could throw me – so I ensured that, upon being thrown into the abyss, I would be able to keep myself from dying. [smirks] Yes, that’s right, Anakin, I did always know how to do it, I just wasn’t going to tell you… [Two more hours] Sidious: …Captain Solo would of course marry General Organa, and their birth control would fail at a precise, critical point in history, due to defective pharmaceuticals I had queued up to be released to market years before… [Two hours later] Sidious: …directed Supreme Leader Snoke to begin following the young Ben Solo on Twitter, knowing that he would be entirely impressed with Snoke’s – my – takes on democracy… [Three more hours later] Sidious: …thus leaving the New Republic in shambles. Then, of course, it would be only a matter of time before Luke would somewhat overcome his depression with the help of Master Yoda’s ghost, and die projecting himself across the galaxy in an attempt to stop Kylo and the First Order. [smirks] And then, and only then, would the time be right for my full return to the galactic stage. [cackles, shoots Force lightning into the air] Yoda: [scrubs his face with his hands] Rey: I…but how… Sidious: …did I know I could pull it off? My dear girl, it was all too easy. This galaxy is remarkably predictable. And not especially bright. And very easily confused. Especially the uh, male Skywalker contingent. [looks over at them pointedly] Luke: [building a daisy chain] Hmm? Anakin: [whispering, to Kylo] He’s talking about you. Obi-Wan: [facepalms]

how tall is bruce and thomas wayne?

in saih bruce is 6′2″ and thomas was 6′5″

Luke: This droid says he’s yours.

Obi-Wan, out of pure habit and instinct: I have never seen this droid before my life and I cannot be held responsible for anything it has done

I did a redraw of something from April last year, largest issue with it was the technicalities really so I didn't have to change much at all...

ANYWAY! its dead Jason so- blood- bruises- that kinda thing-

AND I'M ON MOBILE AGAIN SO SCREW READ MORE LINES AM I RIGHT?

(I'm bitter)

Anywho.

Old one:

New one.

ok so i have this hc that’s like immortal!percy except it’s not because he accepted the gift.

we know that the gods are basically manifestations of culture and that they can change and disappear because of changes in culture.

and percys been through horrible things and has done incredible things and he’s basically legendary around camp. and we have fannon where he’s known all throughout ny boarding schools as this troubled, potentially dangerous kid. and the whole country has heard of him as the kid who fought off this gunman and fell from the st. louis arch and maybe they start to make connections.

so picture percy fighting a monster one day and getting like impaled and everyone freaks out, only to remove the weapon/horn whatever, and gold ichor is pouring out and then the wound just closes.

he storms olympus like “i said no, i don’t want this, what the hell” but the gods are all shocked too. because it wasn’t them. it was the people. they made him a god through their awe and fear.

We need to bring back the athletics body type post