Padme “no Concept Of My Own Mortality” Amidala Teaming Up With Anakin “no Impulse Control” Skywalker

Captain Jack: I wasn’t going to mention it. But you look like her.

13th Doctor: I know. Sometimes when I catch my reflection, it takes my breath away.

Captain Jack: Even after all this time? She’s still in your heart.

13th Doctor: *smiles* I carry a lot of people in my heart Jack, and there will always been room for more. You understand.

Captain Jack: Yeah, I do. You carry them with you.

13th Doctor: Always.

Obi Wan has no fucking chill

Crack AU where Anakin can all of a sudden hear the background music that we all hear. Those pleasant chats with Palpy become a lot more ominous. Though Anakin admits that the fights have become a lot more epic. Thoughts?

Hahahahaha. Love it!

And okay, my first though was “and the galaxy was saved because even Anakin Skywalker would struggle to keep trusting Palpatine with that music playing in the background”

Anakin think he’s gone COMPLETELY insane (maybe he’s finally been electrocuted too many times and its fried his brain). He doesn’t tell anyone though because he can still fight just fine just… everything is a lot more musical. He doesn’t want to be thought crazy and taken off the front lines.

Once he figures out what the various musical cues mean he actually finds them useful in figuring out how dangerous a situation is. Also battles are so much cooler now and boring landscapes are slightly less boring because at least now they have mood music. Yep, he can live with this.

(Although he is always confused why the ominousness that is The Imperial March starts playing at some of his decisions)

I’m dying... what the H-E double fuck is this

GUYS I FOUND THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT FOR THE LIGHTNING THIEF ON THE INTERNET (THE ONE THAT MADE RICK RIORDAN SO ANGRY) AND IT IS GOLD

Luke: This droid says he’s yours.

Obi-Wan, out of pure habit and instinct: I have never seen this droid before my life and I cannot be held responsible for anything it has done

I’m just imaging an AU where Padme’s pregnancy didn’t have to be a secret and Anakin is trying to pick out names for the baby so he asks his men for ideas, and the clones, of course, throw out names like

“Zapper!”

“Sling!”

“Bomber!”

“Kickback!”

Anakin is internally screaming, but he doesn’t want to insult them by saying those are terrible names so he’s just like, “…thanks, guys.”

Okay okay okay - the first time Anakin hears Padmé make a sex joke? Mind boggling. The first time he realizes Obi-Wan makes sex jokes all the time? Like every day? At least once, maybe twice? Complete with eyebrow waggle and swishy hair and a smirk? Do not pity Obi-Wan's experience.

…so does this mean that on one of their Clone Wars missions, at some point Obi-Wan makes his twelve-millionth dopey “thinking with your lightsaber”-style joke and Anakin is (FINALLY) suddenly all ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCUSE YOU, THINKING WITH MY WHAT?! YOU DON’T MEAN, OH MY GOD YES YOU DO OH MY STARS OBI-WAN! 

It’s even funnier if Ahsoka’s there and, being a teenager and therefore well-versed in dumb dirty jokes, she’s like, “Um…he makes those kinds of jokes…ALL the time, Master?! Are you new here?” and Anakin is like NO SNIPS STOP LISTENING HOW COULD YOU OBI-WAN SHE IS INNOCENT.

look I know neil’s time in evermore was Bad and traumatic ik but nothing is funnier to me than the idea of a disgruntled jean moreau with a l’oreal box dye and a deathwish and no fucking clue how to even begin

jean, muttering: these instructions are in english and french and I still don’t know what I’m supposed to do with the second bottle

neil: fucking drink it you french bastard

This is a gift

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