I Ship Sneglus (Severus Snape X Regulus Black). And I Wonder If Someone Ever Asked Regulus "why?". Why

That Barbie meme but it's actually just Barbie and Ken in my weird style (；・∀・)

He looks like he’s about to body roll and I can’t unsee it 😭😭

Childe: I have no friends...

Scaramouche: Finally, you got something right.

Character A: I thought he (MewTwo) was wearing a really big ass plug.

Character B: So, he was just masturbating this whole time?

Character A: OKAY, LOOK, MY REPLY WAS BAD BUT YOURS IS JUST—

Sometimes I wonder if you're me but 10x.

Character B: 10x what?

Character A: Everything.

Character B: Yeah. That's why you're crying out mommy/daddy everytime.

Character A: NAH MAN

Everyone else: . . .

Character C: *appears* Is it innocent or sexual again?

Character D: Nothing's innocent about them.

I feel like I’ve read this fanfic before, I just cannot remember the title of it

Draco Malfoy: you look like shit, Weasley.

Ron Weasley: **smirks** but still fuckable, right?

I want Dainsleif x Pierro content T–T

being poor is traumatic. even if you’re not homeless or starving. never being able to get anything nice for yourself, never being able to go out to eat without feeling guilty, never being able to do anything fun that isn’t free, making you housebound in bad weather because you can’t afford to go to a cafe or a movie. it takes a toll. being poor under capitalism makes your life a waking nightmare. this post must be reblogged by everyone.

Kuroko: why are you so large?

Atsushi: God decided to bless me with a big dick but found out a small body can't handle it so he gave me a bigger body.

KnS/GoM: . . .