I’m Not Ashamed Of This

When he calls Vanoss first 🥰

no one touch me, I got the motivation for my AU back and its hitting me like bus

Not to be a dirty boy, but knowing Zim doesn't have any clue on human privacy. Has he seen Dib nakey? 🙊👀

Probably. Zim not understanding social norms is fucking hilarious to me.

He’s done it before (barging into Dib’s hospital room while he was changing shirts in tthsyt, changing in the Voot in fr and in the car in stars vs seas.) I think I’ve drawn/written enough scenes with comedic value of Zim just not getting the whole human nudity thing.

So if he has, it probably went like-

if your best friend doesn’t see your ass at least once are you really best friends

judgement day

"...and whenever I use my new big dick, I will think of you and all you've done for me."

I just think a physical manifestation of Guillermo negging Nandor every time he touches his dick would have been sooooo funny. (I drew this right after ep 3 aired and the fact that it's canon Nandor has been basically avoiding Marwa ever since is...certainly something lmao)

(Click for quality! ID in alt and under cut)

[ID: 1a. Dark interior of a coffin. Close up Nandor's face laying over Marwa, her knees pulled up around his waist, grinning smugly into her shoulder. We can only see the back of Marwa's perfect head. He says, "What do you think, my sweet Marwa? Isn't it magnificent?" 1b. Reverse shot over Nandor's shoulder. Nandor pulls back to look at his wife and his eyes bug out of his head to see a naked Guillermo laying there instead, in the same position Marwa was in, smirking cooly up at him. Guillermo responds "Yep. You're welcome for that, by the way."

2. The scene brightens with candlelight as Nandor suddenly launches himself backwards out of the coffin and plasters himself to the ceiling, eyes the size of dinner plates and surrounded by question marks. Birds-eye view over his shoulder at Marwa, laying naked in the coffin as she has been the entire time. She sits up and reaches out to him in concern, saying "Nandor? Husband? Are you alright?"

3. Nandor, nude but for a blanket around his waist, launches himself down the stairs into his secret room at vampiric speed. He shouts, "Djinn! What have you done!!" Standing in the foreground, his back to Nandor, the djinn smirks to himself as he reads a book titled "1001 Nights of Passion".

4a. A different night. Nandor stands alone somewhere in the house, taking a moment to adjust himself in his pants - perhaps he does need new clothes for his new penis. 4b. Nandor jumps in shock as a vision of Guillermo suddenly appears at his shoulder with a mean smile, saying, "Remember when I saved your old penis from witches?" Nandor instinctively wraps his cape around himself as he exclaims "Fuck! Ing! Guy!"

5a. A different night. Shot from behind of Nandor peeking nervously around the corner toward the main entry of the house, where Marwa, wearing a green peasant dress from Target, is passing by calling out "Nandor, my love, where are you?" with a worried expression.

5b. Now that she has passed by, Nandor turns around to face the viewer and leans back against the wall with a sigh of relief. 5c. Repeat of 5b; Nandor opens his eyes and glances suspiciously to the side as his hand creeps beneath his tunic and into his trousers.

5d. Close up of Nandor in profile, looking nervous or maybe anticipatory, looking down towards his crotch offscreen. His lips are pursed cautiously as he undoes his pants with an audible zip. 5e. Repeat of 5d; a vision of Guillermo appears in the foreground, peering judgmentally over Nandor's shoulder toward his occupied penis. He says, "Don't mess up your pants - I dry clean them for you every week, you know." Nandor's expression crumples into an anxious pout, whining as he realizes the djinns consequences have prevailed. /end ID]

HEART OF THE CARDS!

talk to me about the less bait-y, more genuine moments that have been happening recently and the uprise in their frequency. i need cheering up.

Hi! Hope this makes you feel better. 💕

George asking for food while fighting Sapnap so Dream runs over, gives him food, and then stands in front of him while he eats like the good simp he is 

George can’t find Dream so he calls out to him and Dream comes running, and they say that are best friends <3 

Dream and George rolling up like two boyfriends to kill Sapnap 

“I’m going to win this for us, George.” #name truthing  

Dream implying he didn’t want to come on teamspeak until George woke up - THEY’RE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR! 

Dream giggling while fighting George 

“Huhhuhuh- do you have it all?” + Dream not being able to say ‘no’ to Gogy 

“Umm... hello.” “Hi!” 

Dream doing his best, but George kills them both 

Dream being very interesting in George’s rotating hips 😳

“George... are you talking about George?” - this clip is the biggest evidence that Dream is in love, sorry I don’t make the rules 

Dib remembers what zim had said to him enough to start repeating it- what if he got curious and ran it through his/the translator?

Dib is an idiot

So…was this what you had in mind, siren anon? I wasn’t quite sure if you wanted the part amphibian or the bird-lady based one. If I did reread the ask right tho, the request was specifically as one of them as a siren, so….birb-boi Tomura. Figured it fit better with the proposed idea than my merman Tomura design lmao. 

I decided to try a more unusual angle for the first image and I think it came out pretty well. Also I noticed I forgot Tomura’s pointy feathery ears in the second pic after finishing, and I’m just too lazy to fix them heh. Maybe he can tuck them hidden under his hair, or turned them into human ears, IDK

  They probs had a sparring session in that first image. (Dabi obvs lost ‘cause he’s just a puny human as I was too lazy to draw him as a merman, or something)

(side note; I don’t typically do requests a whole lot, I just decided to do this one because I liked the idea. Sometimes I might ask for drawing ideas, but it doesn’t guarantee I’ll do what’s requested, I might, but only if I find the idea interesting enough)

D: Look at my best friend(s), here’s Vanossgaming!