Firefloofy:noted But Where Is He?

Uri:How do I explain this? First, I can talk because im from a universe where pokemon replace humans. Oh, second. Your original counterparts were born in the 60s! Come with the emotional baggage and all. It's nice to see you guys have a chance at a happy life! Let's say they had it rough..no this is not a joke.

*she says, thinking of all the Fords and Stans she has met throughout her travels.*

*a flareon pops out of nowhere*

Uri: Wow, a universe where stan and Ford aren't baby boomers? Dang, you are one of the lucky ones! Believe me, I met many Stan and Fords! Anyways, how's life going for yall?

*Stan and Ford stood frozen, staring at the bright colorful creature in front of them. Its voice— clear, articulate, and entirely unexpected— hung in the air like an impossible riddle. Each twin reacted in their own way, though both were clearly struggling to process what was happening.*

"Woah… you can talk?"

*Stan took a step back, his hand reflexively moving to rub the back of his neck. His brows shot up, and his tone was a mix of shock and awe. He blinked a few times, half-expecting the Flareon to vanish into thin air. It didn’t.*

"Who are you? Actually, what are you?"

*Ford stepped closer, his curiosity outweighing his surprise. He adjusted his glasses, squinting slightly as if trying to make sense of the scene before him. His tone was calm, analytical, the excitement of encountering something new bubbling just under the surface.*

*Stan glanced at his brother, noticing that Ford was already falling into scientist mode, completely ignoring the initial question. Realizing he’d have to handle the social side of things, Stan sighed and turned back to the Flareon.*

"Well, uh… we’re doin’ just peachy. For the most part anyway."

*Stan’s tone was casual but still tinged with disbelief, his attempt at politeness barely masking the fact that he was still reeling. He gave the Flareon a slight, awkward nod, as if that would somehow make the situation feel more normal.*

My name is Haytham, a 42-year-old father of two, currently displaced in Egypt after fleeing Gaza due to the ongoing war. Our home was destroyed, and we have endured displacement from place to place. We have no money to live on in Egypt and urgently need assistance.

Please help by donating to these families!

Stargleam:*she seems surprised but nodded* That would be nice! I'll love to go with you! Are you sure people won't freak out? I am a talking colorful horse, After all..

*she says, kinda worried*

*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!

*she says asking too many questions excitingly*

There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.

"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.

Don't worry your not the only lmao all I Can think about is the to be continued meme when I see this-

Best fucking screenshot from Tale of Two Stans 😭🤚

So much hope in his eyes, and then just a fucking fist-

Stargleam: maybe a picture? I have a camera! I do photography for my scrapbook journal at times..I'm just hoping other ponies won't think it's an edit or something..sweet celestia this is gonna take a while to figure out..

*she says sitting down and sighing*

I have the proof right in front of me and I can't prove anything to others..

*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!

*she says asking too many questions excitingly*

There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.

"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.

Firefloofy:my names Firefloofy! It's nice to meet you ford! Man I haven't seen humans in quite awhile..

*she says examining him almost*

Almost forgot I used to be one!

*she says*

Firefloofy:*comes out of a damaged portal the place she comes from before the portal closes behind her looks post apocalyptic almost..she's also a protogen..*

Jesus fuck man..wait is this grass?! Oh my god I actually did it!! No more eating bugs!! I'm finally free!!

*she doesn't notice everyone just starting at her..well she's not even human..*

(Firefloofy is my main fursona if you don't feel comfortable rp than I completely understand ^^)

…Mabel?

We’ve seen weirder at this point.

HEY WELCOME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK! BUY SOMETHING!

Firefloofy:..*her visor finally let's out a exclamation mark* right..sorry..I teleported here through a portal from my old world to escape...it's very apocalyptic! I forgot what it's like to be in a dimension where aliens didn't invade earth thank god..let's hope they don't..

*she says looking far away for a moment she than turns to stan*

You have any cursed items? I can give you 200 skulls for them..

Firefloofy:*comes out of a damaged portal the place she comes from before the portal closes behind her looks post apocalyptic almost..she's also a protogen..*

Jesus fuck man..wait is this grass?! Oh my god I actually did it!! No more eating bugs!! I'm finally free!!

*she doesn't notice everyone just starting at her..well she's not even human..*

(Firefloofy is my main fursona if you don't feel comfortable rp than I completely understand ^^)

…Mabel?

We’ve seen weirder at this point.

HEY WELCOME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK! BUY SOMETHING!

Stargleam: it's okay! Yes, humans are myths in my universe! There's none in my universe anymore. Equestria, most of the populations are mythical creatures! I'm a batpony! A species of pony! There's 3 other species! Unicorns, earth ponies, and unicorns! Oh, and alicorns are the most rare!

*she says looking up at him*

*A young batpony filly flies up to him..* Oh, another human! Hi! My name is stargleam! Why are you on four legs? I thought humans walked on two? From what I read from legends, at least..

*she's tiny lol*

"Oh- My bad- I hadn't even realized-"

"And legends? Interesting."

Stargleam: *She looks at him and smiles* you really think so? your incredibly kind human!

*She says touched by his kind nature*

oh wait maybe I shouldn't just keep calling you human huh? how rude of me! whats your name?

*she asks*

*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!

*she says asking too many questions excitingly*

There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.

"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.

Uri: I know seeing a video game character is crazy! Who knew a pokemon like me could exist in another reality? I'm uri btw!

*she says, extending her paw out for a handshake*

*a flareon pops out of nowhere*

Uri: Wow, a universe where stan and Ford aren't baby boomers? Dang, you are one of the lucky ones! Believe me, I met many Stan and Fords! Anyways, how's life going for yall?

*Stan and Ford stood frozen, staring at the bright colorful creature in front of them. Its voice— clear, articulate, and entirely unexpected— hung in the air like an impossible riddle. Each twin reacted in their own way, though both were clearly struggling to process what was happening.*

"Woah… you can talk?"

*Stan took a step back, his hand reflexively moving to rub the back of his neck. His brows shot up, and his tone was a mix of shock and awe. He blinked a few times, half-expecting the Flareon to vanish into thin air. It didn’t.*

"Who are you? Actually, what are you?"

*Ford stepped closer, his curiosity outweighing his surprise. He adjusted his glasses, squinting slightly as if trying to make sense of the scene before him. His tone was calm, analytical, the excitement of encountering something new bubbling just under the surface.*

*Stan glanced at his brother, noticing that Ford was already falling into scientist mode, completely ignoring the initial question. Realizing he’d have to handle the social side of things, Stan sighed and turned back to the Flareon.*

"Well, uh… we’re doin’ just peachy. For the most part anyway."

*Stan’s tone was casual but still tinged with disbelief, his attempt at politeness barely masking the fact that he was still reeling. He gave the Flareon a slight, awkward nod, as if that would somehow make the situation feel more normal.*