James Acaster Says Trans Rights!

Hey y’all!! My friend, Tom, is working hard for top surgery, and I’d be super grateful if you’d consider donating or sharing💕

Because of asthma and scoliosis, binding isn’t really an option; top surgery would majorly help his health and dysphoria! Tom is an amazing dude and has been saving for a long while now. If you can’t donate, a share is an amazing way to help out. Thank you all!

👉 https://www.mycause.com.au/page/215074/toms-top-surgery 👈

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

Bonus:

Why are we silent???

Friend: Where do you think they keep actors while they’re shooting stuff?

Me: I don’t know. Maybe suspended animation.

Friend: omg! That explains Paul Rudd.

Me desperately trying not to laugh: yeah totally

OC: The Great Watcher (or Big Phil as I affectionately call him)

They are always around us, they watch us, intrigued with our lives, yet we cannot see them, they exist just out of reach of vision, yet every now and again, you can just about see, those great, white, eyes.

Random happenings at school

Classmate:*points at my shoes* So you like 1D?

Me:Nope.

Classmate:You're lying.

Me:

Classmate:Anyways, I hear they're gonna get back together. Are you excited?

Me:I'd be frickin excited if MCR was getting back together.

Classmate: Who?

Me:MCR

Classmate: Who's that?

Me:My Chemical Romance. It's a band.

Classmate: Is that you and Jonathon?

Me:Nope. Not even close.

Classmate:You're lying.

Me: Whatever.

I can't believe Boris is doing dumbass shit like selling off nhs contracts to his corrupt mates and not focusing on important issues like giving Shane Madej honourary citizenship