Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

I love this so much

You’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion, now get ready for...

Waluigi’s Apartment

im exclusively drawing vince noir from now on because it guarantees being able to add sparkles

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

Why are we silent???

Look, your blog is now signed by MCR. 

idk why, but gender euphoria for me is james acaster energy

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

Bonus:

my blog is a safe space for anyone who’s written “sorry :(” on a math test before

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys