Dunsolvedatthedisco - Dallon

I don’t know

I was talking about Gordon Ramsey and somebody suggested that Gordon Ramsey is my dad so I shout that he is and my older brother says he isn’t and then goes “wait, maybe he is.” I asked what he meant and he didn’t respond.....

......so Gordon Ramsey might be my dad

Me: *sitting on my bed, chilling, watching a video*

My brain: what if Gerard Way x Harley Quinn?

Me: what?

My brain: think about it

Me: no.

My brain: so is it a crack ship? or nah?

I feel that the only famous person worth keeping up with is James Acaster.

From other people you get affairs and court cases and all of these horrible charges, occasionally you hear about their children.

From James you just get an hour long complete cabbage chronicles, and you find out some weird new detail about his life which is weird enough to give you pause but not weird enough to not believe.

I'd bet it would be butterflies.

I googled this and it won’t give me an answer.

"We may be small, but our hearts are large! Metaphorically speaking!" - Octavius; Night At the Museum (2006)

No matter how many times I see this post, it’s still just as funny.

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

I love having my heart ripped out like this. Thanks!

I - First ever (onscreen) True Crime episode  II - First True Crime episode together III - Last ever True Crime episode

Congrats Ryan, Shane and the BFU production team for 8 seasons of Buzzfeed Unsolved: True Crime! 

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