If This Aint The Realist Shit! I Swear This Happens To Me All The Damn Time!

This is me right now.

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

Falling in love with a rare pairing

You have no idea how much I want this mass migration to tumblr to be real. I would love it if there was an entire ecosystem on tumblr of tiktokers who don't know or don't want to reblog anything, so they are functionally incapable of interacting with the rest of this website. Nothing is funnier to me

Solid Gold

Found this gem of an interaction bin the comments section of the Marriage Story trailer.

Harry Potter *stubbed his little toe against the table*

Snaters : IT’S SNAPE FAULT ! IT’S SNAPE FAULT ! LOOK ! HE IS EVIL ! I KNEW IT ! I HATE HIM ! DIE SNAPE, DIE ! AND YOU SNAPE FANS, YOU’RE WRONG ! YOU’RE BAD ! BLAH ! BLAH ! BLAH !

Pro Snape :