Dunderheaded-ninny-muggins - My Life Is Measured In Chapters

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Please reblog if you ship them, or like the thought of them.

I fuckin love me some Clyde Logan!

“my life of crime is over.”

I have yet to see Logan Lucky but I’m absolutely in love with Clyde.

I have black cat and am too not dead!

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

This happens all the time!

When your friends sitting next to you and you didn’t close the tab on the 30k smut you were reading

This… this right here.

when your otp is just starting to get along and it’s only starting to bloom and you just feel like

and when one of them doesn’t communicate well and fucks everything up

but then they finally resolve everything and they’re so fucking cute that it hurts

and then they bang

Gasp, all this weird stuff has happened now all my stuff is gone?!? *GASP* I wOnDeR wHy ThIs Is HaPpEnInG?!?!