No One Understands Me Guh

TOMMY LEE POSTED NUDES, THIS ISNT A JOKE IM ACTUALLY FUCKING SCARED CUZ WTF

I requested a horrendous fanfic from some writer I like and now they follow me back I’m wheezing

STRUTTER

Dumb blurb I wrote in like 30min about you and duffs daughter going trick or treating, idk I’ll probably write something about Duff manhandling you tonight

Duff looks around at the town, you where in the living room with your guy’s daughter, duff walked away from the window to sit next to you “hey baby” he mumbled and kisses your cheek smiling at the small blush “hey baby” he said to his daughter, scooping her up “duff I need to finish her face paint” you groaned, you where dressing her up as a clown, you had put only put the white face paint on her, you stood up and kissed your husband when he leaned down to put the 2 year old down he chuckled softly and kissed you back, standing up straight and letting you go back to your kids makeup, after an hour you had finished, duff was on the couch, next to you who was on the ground, he was gently scratching your scalp while watching something on tv “we should send a picture of her to her grandma” duff laughed, you sighed softly and leaned into his hand “we should..” you didn’t wanna, non of your family approved of Duff, especially with the age gap, they where nice enough to him but that’s it, they where also weird to your child, and let alone how they acted when you had gotten pregnant and told them at dinner, you stood up and grabbed a small ghost bucket

“We should leave soon” you sat next to Duff, curling into his warmth “Mhm..” he yawned, he only get off on tour a few days ago and he was still fucked up with sleeping, he hid his face in your neck and hugged you “do you wanna take a nap til we go?” “Mhmm..” you laughed softly and leaned back allowing him to sleep on you while you watched tv, soon enough you shook him awake, kissing his head when he looked at you “hi love” he mumbled and sat up, streaching before picking you up off the couch “you ready to go baby?” He asked pecking you on the lips. You nodded and picked up your daughter, you where hold onto duffs bicep, leaning your head on his arm while you took your daughter trick or treating, you smiled, you loved halloween

BLOOD AND TEARS

OCTOBER 31st 2002

It was a dark..almost movie like scene, little kids running in groups house to house, a blood moon shining high in the sky..everyone had followed suit, they’d put fake blood on their homes, on them, red lights lighting up the streets with hints of yellow from the old street lights, it really was beautiful,,,you sighed softly, your feet padding to the door to give kids candy rhythmically, you missed when you where their age, holding out pumpkin baskets to your neighbours and trading candies late at night, you took off your pirate hat and sighs, running a hand through your hair, looking through the beat up fridge, you didn’t have much, not at least something that interested you..it wasn’t late only 7:45 pm, you could run up to town..so, changing your shoes and grabbing your iPod and wallet you made way out of the house, making sure to lock it and leave the bowl of candy outside, as your feet hit the pavement you shivered, you didn’t thing to bring a jacket,,that didn’t seem to matter though as a men stepped beside you, sizing you up

“You okay pretty baby?” You blushed softly and looked up at him, he was a tall, definitely older man dressed as a stereotypical vampire, he had a sweet boyish smile that pulled you in..you laughed and nodded “yeah..I didn’t really think on bringing a jacket..” he laughed softly and took off his cloke, pulling it over you, he couldn’t have been wearing it long, it wasn’t warm..but it was something “oh..thank you, you didn’t need to though” you spoke softly now noting the black kohl he wore on his eyes, he waved it away and laughed “the cold doesn’t really bother me.. it’s okay I swear” you nodded at that and continued to walk talking to eachother, he was 38, you where 22, he played bass, he’s played for multiple punk and rock bands over the years. There was something about him that dragged you in, his sweet smile, the little rasp in his laugh when you said something stupid

“So..any pets?” You looked up at him

He thought for a moment and hummed

“No..I used to have a dog but I had to give him away..” you nodded “I’m sorry..” he smiled “not your fault..what about you love? Got any pets?”

“I got a little cat back at my home..he’s a sweetheart” he smiled and stepped into the store with you, following you around as you picked out some food, it was spurred things, a pomegranate..halloween themed cookies, drinks,,anything that looked good “are you gonna get anything?” You asked him, his eyes darted up to your face “..yeah hold on..” he stalked away, coming back with a bottle of wine, you walked to the front and dispite your protests he paid for everything. You looked up at him and thought for a moment “hey..not in like sexual way but do you wanna go back to my place? We can watch movies or something” you knew he wasn’t married, you had greedily been sneaking looks at his hands all day, no ring, he thought for a moment and nodded “yeah..okay” you smiled and led him to your house, leaving the empty candy basket as you unlocked the milk white door, he hummed and looked around, taking off his boots while you took off the cloke and left it on the back of the couch, he wondered into the living room and hummed “you like to read?” He mused softly, mainly to himself “yeah..don’t think I’m all smart and stuff though..I don’t only read novels” you giggled as you put down the bag, he laughed softly, god that was your favourite sound and he moved closer to you “I would say you’re pretty smart..but you brought a stranger into your house..” he grinned and pinned you in the corner making you squeak “hahah..I—“ he cut you off when he hosted you up to nip and lick at your neck, groaning loudly, you flushed and closed your eyes, he grunted and licked your juggler before biting down into you, you squealed and looked at him with wide eyes “so fuckin good..” he groaned and bit your collar, you felt the skin break. You let out a tiny cry, kicking a bit at the feeling of his cold tongue lapping up your blood

“Fuck..I-I’m gonna touch you okay? I-is that okay?” You nodded, dispit the haze in your head “use your words baby..” he sounded almost..desperate

“Y-yes..please touch me..please..” he grunted and licked the side of your face, gaining a sweet whine from you while he laid you down on the couch, not wasting a moment as he pulled at your shirt, prying it off of you. He looked down at you for a moment before diving down, lapping at your nipples through your bra while a hand snaked behind you do undo the clasps, as soon as it was off he was already working on your pants, he’s desperate, he’s never been so needy with a girl before,, his eyes darkened when he got them off, looking at you in your cotton panties, he pushed up a bit so his face was right inbetween your pretty thighs, his fangs itched against his gums, he groaned as he manhandled you, licking at you through your panties as you squealed and pulled at his hair, earning soft sighs and whimpers when you did, he licked your inner thigh and bit down, groaning as he lapped up the blood that poured out from the wound, he kept licking at you until you left out a soft cry of his name, shaking as you came, against his nose “fuck..good girl” he mumbled making you whine more “oh you like that? You like when I call you a good girl?” You nodded desperately while he sat back up before he grabbed your jaw “y-yes..like it when you call me a good girl..” he grinned and slid a finger into your mouth, before a second, pulling them in and out, he groaned softly, muffling the sound of his belt while you drooled on his salty fingers, soon enough he pulled them out, making you look at him, he was naked, this was actually happening.. he pulled off your soiled panties pushed your legs up, grunting as his cock pressed against your pretty lil pussy, he gave you a second before he slid in, you whimpered and squirmed, wrapped your legs around him “that’s it..fuck I’m almost..I’m in okay?” You nodded, unable to speak as your head spinned, he started to move, not much but you could feel him in your throat “hmn..faster please..” he sighed and started to slam into you, making you squeal and cling onto him, bouncing on the couch, you drooled and clawed at his back. He grabbed your throat and held you down making you Yelp, he squeezed a bit and it felt so fucking good, you eyes refusing to stay open as you let out tiny moans, his hips hitting against yours roughly where sure to leave bruises, his balls hitting against your ass, strings of slick clinging onto them, he groaned “fuck..I’m gonna fill you up! Gonna make you a mama..you want that baby? Wanna be all nice and round f’ me?” He was almost manic at this point, you whining uncontrollably, squirming and clinging onto him “please..yes please please please..” you babbled, his cock raking against your walls making you go mindless, he got a bit rougher and started to rub your clit “c’mon pretty girl..cum on my cock and I’ll you up..” you nodded and held onto him tighter, kissing him roughly as you came, he followed not long after, screwing his eyes shut and whimpering your name, he thrusted a bit more before collapsing beside you, gathering you into his arms and pressing kisses to your head

Twirls my hair (Duff take off your pants)

Duff McKagan at the Ritz in New York on May 16, 1991

Fanfic writers not make the reader a cheater challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

like gang..you can write a orgy….normally

Fr need to ride him while wearing his clothes man🙁‼️

I NEED HIM RN 💳💥

PLEASE JUST JUST

COWBOY

ONLY WEARING

ASSLESS CHAPS, BOOTS AND THE HAT NOTHING ELSE

A win, fucking BILLY WIRTH saw my story, very cool

T H IS MAN, HSHSHSHW

I promised a threesome, here it is

PERVERT

Warnings: smut smut smut, badly written

Duff X reader X Johnny thunders

Smut, I forgot about this in my drafts and rushed to finish it lol

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Proud was an understatement, your boyfriend’s band had gotten a gig, with Johnny thunders!

You two where backstage, not showtime just yet, you where on his lap kissing him and praising him

“I mean fuck, Duff, it’s Johnny thunders!!”

One of you and Duffs favourite artists, ever, and he was just walking around smoking right there!

He chuckled and ruffled your hair “yeah it’s pretty sick..” he trailed off, he was looking at you and thinking, deep in thought

“You okay baby?”

“Mhm, just nervous I guess” he mumbled, it wasn’t completely a lie

You kissed his cheek “don’t be, it’ll be amazing, you guys are always amazing” you smiled and got off his lap, he kissed you once more before going on stage, grabbing his glossy bass

What you weren’t expecting was someone to wrap their arm around you, let alone expect it to be Johnny! He laughed

“You’re pretty cute..why’re you backstage alone hmm?” He leaned in a bit closer, you flushed and pointed to Duff

“With him! He’s my boyfriend!” You earned a chuckle from him and he pulled his arm off

“Really? Lucky fucker..”

You flushed even more at his opening before he left, talking to some other girls backstage

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When Duff came back you waited for Johnny to leave

“Johnny was flirting with me I think” he looked down at you and chuckled

“Was it bad?” “Well I don’t think he knew..but I only like when you flirt with me!” You mumbled pressing into him as he wrapped his arms around you, later on you saw your pretty Duffy with Johnny, they looked over at you and snickered, that worried you, why would they do that? You went over and talked to popcorn trying to distract yourself before Duff came over after a few minutes, kissing your head he led you back over to where he was standing with Johnny, finishing the conversation

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But as soon as you guys made it to the dinghy motel you where in, cuddled into Duff, smiling as he started to kiss your neck and undress you, you went to say something before the door clicked open, you shot up and covered yourself, Duff didn’t do anything like he expected this

“Sup Johnny..” he continued to undress you “Duff why is—“ you where confused why was he here “we’re just….we’re gonna have some fun with you baby doll…” he murmured before standing up going to stand right back to Johnny, only leaving you in red lace panties, it was embarrassing, you looked down as they each started to undress, leather, denim, belts, it was all in a heap next to the bed, you squealed softly as Johnny took his scarf and tied your wrists together while Duff slinked behind you, you looked back at Duff, going to open your mouth and speak before johnny turned your head back towards him, making you gag on his fingers

“Be a good girl for us yeah?” It was Duff speaking

It all happened so fast, Duff was moving in and out, you’re soft bounces making you gag on Johnny, you where thinking that, at least it was gentle enough, you could still form thoughts for the most part, only for that to be thrown out of the window when Duff started to move faster, slapping your ass, he wanted to pull your hair so bad but Johnny was already doing that, holding onto your locks as he fucked you’re face, finally he came and made you swallow, you tried your hardest to catch your breath, it wasn’t easy with Duff still knocking you up, Johnny just watched while he got dressed, walking over he kissed you roughly while undoing the scarf on your wrists, leaving you and Duff alone

Happy birthday to my sweet discord kitten who’s pregnant with our kids ily