Qoaad Characters As Things John Mulaney Has Said

Simon really said “fuck the monarchy” and Wille went “you can if you want to”

"not all men" youre right nick nelson would never

a court of silver flames, pg 499

"she was nothing before that view, these mountains. as insignificant to any of it as one of the stones that still rattled in her boot. it was a blessed relief, to be no nothing and no one."

every now and then I remember that Jude literally girlbossed her way into becoming Queen of Elfhame yet somehow didn't realize that Cardan was simping so hard he almost died

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings

Useless funfact: Supernatural's first episode and Bones' first episode aired on the same day of the same year.

If I was Elizabeth Bennet my entire family abandoning me at the dinner table when Mr. Collins requested a private audience would have been my villain origin story.

Was this not the plot of ACOSF??

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh.......................................

the difference between chan and jisung

Chan: *internal screaming*

Jisung: *external screaming*