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    [A stick figure walks up to a sword in a stone.]

    [The figure attempts to pull the sword out of the stone.]
[A beam of light and music plays as she removes the sword.]
    [While standing with the swords a voice from the sky speaks in gray shaky letters:]
    Celestial voice: The Throne of England is yours

    [The figure takes out her smart phone and searches:]
    Wikipedia
    England
    [The figure reads on her phone.]

    [She starts to replace the sword back into the stone.]

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Pierre Curie died young, she outlived him by several decades.

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Christopher and Grace did end up collaborating like the Curies and revolutionizing communication for shadowhunters

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Annika

BTW, I am looking at your suggestions for Henri’s sister’s name. After deadline (Friday), I’m going to look at all your ideas, maybe pick a few personal faves, and then we could vote or something. Okay. back to work!

Maybe they really just went with the whole Easter vibe??

everyone hold my hand. NEOW. if bobby was actually dead why would be via man made rat disease. why would they not just let it leak, but post a fake script making light of the whole situation. why is oliver making light of bobby dying in his comments. why is tim saying ā€˜no bobby’s dead fr’ in his liar who lies voice. why is peter on set for 8x17. why would they kill him in a seemingly random episode instead of the end of the season. why was angela saying she doesn’t see an end of 911 where bobby and athena aren’t together. and also. this would just be shockingly bleak for the nobody dies show. if he’s dead fr i’ll eat my words but i swear i think bobby is literally fine.

The fact that "Lucie" was the first thing Jesse said when he came back to life šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜

Also, was anyone else suprised that he woke up and after seven years of death instantly was strong enough to lift and carry Lucie? Maybe it's an indicator of how much power Lucie used on him. Which, in turn, would explain her fainting (and could assure us that she's quite alright and just needs rest to fill up her energy levels again)


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what's so great about the mummy 1999?

are you ready for this?Ā 

it is the most wonderfully made, historically inaccurate, giddily fun, perfectly paced, goofy horror movie romance novel bullshit bonanza that has ever blessed the silver screen.

i mean it is just so beautifully full of every genre without being overwhelming.we’ve got: comedy, action, suspense, horror, romance, adventure, ancient aesthetics, and it’s a period piece. all perfectly balanced and blended into one movie.

and the characters are so LIT

we got our main babe,Ā evelynĀ ā€œmotherfuckingā€Ā carnahan, a super-klutz librarian, total history nerd, and certified badass/damsel in distress. she raises the dead on accident, because she cannot resist books, and has the guts to put that motherfucker back where he came from and literally saves the world.evie’s greatest hits:Ā 

ā€œwhat is a place like me, doing in a girl like this?!ā€

*after totally destroying the library*Ā ā€œi’ve just made a bit of a mess in the library.ā€

ā€œno harm ever came from reading a book.ā€

evelyn:Ā *upon opening the tomb* ā€œi’ve dreamt about this since i was a little girl.ā€rick: ā€œyou dream about dead guys?ā€

ā€œoops.ā€

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then we’ve got rick ā€œbrendan fraserā€ o’connell, your not-so-typical battle hardened gun slinger with a heart of gold. he seems filthy, rude, and a complete scoundrel at first, but then he turns into a literal puppy, with massive heart eyes, that worships the ground evie walks on.rick’s greatest hits:

*screams at mummy*

*screams at sand*

*screams at things that are illogical to scream at*

*screams*

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next is our Comedic Relief Characterā„¢,Ā jonathan carnahan, who also rises above his trope. he’s there for the laugh sure, but is never useless. he actively helps to move the plot along and isn’t justĀ there. he also is the farthest thing from brainless and annoying.jonathan’s greatest hits:

evelyn: ā€œhave you no respect for the dead?ā€jonathan: ā€œof course i do, but sometimes i’d rather like to join them.ā€ same.

oh and that time he was likeĀ ā€œIMHOTEPā€ and saved his own ass like that was so smooth, y’all know what i’m talking about right??

What's So Great About The Mummy 1999?

then there is ardeth BAE. he is the audience rolling his eyes because *sighs* white people. he’s tired of these motherfucking mummies in this motherfucking desert. literally prettier than everyone.(he has a much bigger role in the mummy returns, but is still so fab here)

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and of course THE MUMMY. imhotep. actual emo. literally carved some poetry into the back of his sarcophagus when he was buried alive with flesh eating bugs, because he is that Extraā„¢. just wants to bring his girlfriend back to life so he can make out with her without it being treason.Ā 

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and all the side characters are also gr8.

now i wanna take a moment to talk about the romance. because it is so BEAUTIFUL. like usually in action movies it’s macho man undermines girl and they bone. not here. no time for that shit.Ā 

rick and evie have such a great relationship based on mutual respect and affection. they both cater to each other’s strengths and cover each other’s weaknesses. they are the literally definition of:Ā ā€œthose two. in a fight, they’re lethal. around each other, they meltā€

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what else, i could literally talk about this movie all day.

the special effects have held up pretty well.the music score is GORGEOUS.the costumes are amazing.the makeup, especially for anck su namun, OH WOW.the george of the jungle era brendan fraser sign me the fuck up.rachel weisz.

so many good things.

it’s just great.

#i secretly rate every action movie from 0 to the mummy

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it’s a beautiful mess of a movie that can be enjoyed by people of all ages and transcends time and posterity as the alpha mummy movie, and to those who disagree i beseech you:

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Yessss MY NAME IN A BOOKšŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ I'M SO GONNA LOVE HERšŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜

Here Are The Responses I Got For The Name Of Henri’s Little Sister! So All Of The Submissions Are At
Here Are The Responses I Got For The Name Of Henri’s Little Sister! So All Of The Submissions Are At

Here are the responses I got for the name of Henri’s little sister! So all of the submissions are at the very top, and I made a word cloud. The bigger names are the ones that was submitted the most times. If the choice was made solely on how many people wanted it, then Annika Jaakoppi would win :)

P.S. I now understand why @partylikeawordstar was overwhelmed.Ā 

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is

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Admiral Jane Roland (@sptjroland)
Judging from the women I know, men overestimate the degree to which women like a man who has six-pack abs and money and underestimate the degree to which women like a man who is an emotionally tormented sea-captain in the service of His Majesty during the Napoleon Wars. /end ID]

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Anyone Please Ask Your Crush Out Like This
Anyone Please Ask Your Crush Out Like This
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anyone please ask your crush out like this

Do you think CC will rewrite the CP2 epilogue after TLH finishes given that some things after Chog already don't match up? Like Barbara being present

She might change some things for when they order a new reprint. Different editions already have different people appearing in the epilogue. My best friend’s version doesn’t have Lucie in it but mine does, for example...

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