LAST MIKEY MONDAY OF THE DECADE!!

I've developed a new hyperfixation so expect to see more content about this motherfucker.

I’m LITERALLY going insane

this new ninja turtle movie promo shit is fucking crazy i look over and there are the fucking ninja turtles plastered on a bus and i’m like what the fuck those are my buddies those are donatelloqraph leonardo and mikey my good close friends i know them the ninja turtles personally and we hang out all the time what the actual fuck are they doing on a fucking bus

Me

my friend gave me this idea

Lazer Gun Mikey part 2

He has a gun

There are only 2 parts so yeah

haha yeah, i could never

*looks at my 4 accounts with 99+ emails*

in the opposite way

I'm sorry, how many emails?

I can’t even stand 1 unread email.

This is so fucking funny

Another piece of my pride series, dedicated to a very wonderful and influential friend who I'll always see as a modern day shield maiden.

Protect all sisters. Protect all our siblings.

Ocean eyes