So purely on vibes I matched ND members with musicals I’ve seen in person (included high school productions because I needed more shows). There is no real reason to any of these I just went with what felt right, in order of when I saw the shows...
Wicked - Kurt Hummel
Aladdin - Mike Chang
Anything Goes - Santana Lopez
Cinderella - Finn Hudson
Hamilton - Noah Puckerman
Lightning Thief - Sam Evans
Kinky Boots - Blaine Anderson
Anastasia - Tina Cohen-Chang
All Shook Up - Artie Abrams
Chicago - Quinn Fabray
Les Miserables - Mercedes Jones
Phantom of the Opera - Rachel Berry
The Drowsy Chaperone - Brittany Pierce
AHH it’s Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead time!!!!
8th Place: The Rain In Spain (Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Blaine Anderson, Artie Abrams, Mike Chang and others)
7th Place: Don’t Rain on My Parade (Rachel Berry)
6th Place: The Music of the Night (Kurt Hummel)
5th Place: School’s Out (Noah Puckerman)
4th Place: Cell Block Tango (Mercedes Jones. Tina Cohen Chang, Santana Lopez, Brittany S Pierce and Sugar Motta)
3rd Place: Cry (Rachel Berry)
2nd Place: Shake It Out (Santana Lopez, Tina Cohen Chang and Mercedes Jones)
Me after DDTWID
“Okay Hummelberry can have some rights, as a treat.”
yeah can i get 6 more of these big titted blue bitches
A foray back into art, I know the bow tie makes no sense, I have no clue how a bow tie works.
A Sugar Motta Rewrite
So let’s be real I’m probably just projecting a ton, but I think that with a few adjustments Sugar had potential as a character. So this is my Sugar Motta rewrite, inspired by @kurthummeldeservesbetter
So about the Aspergers… by this time aspergers was already no longer an medical term, it would be on the autistic spectrum. But the thing is with the way they did it it just came off like she was pretending to be neurodivergent to get away with saying things? I don’t think that is good rep and for this rewrite I’m going to say she isn’t on the spectrum because I wouldn’t know how to write that correctly and glee sure didn’t.
Now on her singing (this is where the projecting comes in). I think that a really good use of her would be to have this girl who loves to sing and loves to dance. But doesn’t realize that she’s really not that great at it. Her dad tends to spoil her and he doesn’t want to hurt her by telling her that she’s not good enough. So when she auditions for ND she still has that air of superiority and still does terribly. When Mr Schue doesn’t let her in the club she’s heartbroken. This is the first taste of reality she’s gotten about her own voice. So the troubletones still happen (but I would totally send different people over there, much more similar to @kurthummeldeservesbetter’s). When the ex New Direction members show up they realize that this gatekeeping they participated in, towards someone who so obviously cares about music was really just hurting the arts at their school.
It’s around this point that I would want Sugar to get a number, that isn’t perfect, but shows that she’s a quick study and is trying really hard at this. When the Troubletones fold back into the New Directions it would be great to have a plotline where Sugar is worried that she still won’t be good enough for them. And then someone (preferably Kurt because I’m a sucker for him mentoring and protecting the newbies) would give Sugar a pep talk about loveing the music and working hard and how they were wrong.
Idk I feel like this would have been a good use of Sugars character? To provide some juxtaposition to the main club who all came in and could sing like professionals, having someone work towards that goal is really important to me. It also would have given her a plot line beyond the Valentine’s Day episode and then maybe people would have liked her enough that she wouldn’t just disappear all the time in the next two seasons. And then Sugar could be a really interesting character to look through the eyes of in 4x01. With them bullying everyone? Idk I thought this would be cool.
omg girl i’m living for your new theme and header, i love ari’s impact
Honestly I am too, this is fun 😋
You know going from 247 open tabs of fanfiction to 14 tabs of fanfiction in 5 minutes is an experience that simultaneously makes you cry of sadness and happiness. Because they’re gone and you’ll probably never find them again but now that they’re gone you can finally admit to yourself that you were never going to read them anyway
Lemme just say that I LOVE your username
Thank you! My freshman year my school did The Drowsy Chaperone for the school musical I was on tech and it was so amazing it kinda never leaves my brain.