“You Believe In A Book That Has Talking Animals, Wizards, Witches, Demons, Sticks Turning Into Snakes,

The arm strength on that kid!

Lot of lightning tonight.

Blue Santa Fe skies.

So today I learned that a pat on the back is only inches away from a kick in the pants.

Hello 👋

This why I fist bump instead of shaking hands.

A master pickpocket demonstrates all his tricks. Take a moment to watch this video so you won’t fall victim to such tactics. (VIDEO)

Exactly

If it’s not worthy of your time, leave; if it’s worthy of your affection, love. Don’t leave love unnoticed.

-Chuck Akot

I saw the Mothman once on my front porch. I turned the porch light off and he went away. I think he was trying to eat my Armani suit.

You can order these cryptid shirts here. They will only be available for 7 days. 

The sky is angry tonight ⛈☔️ #thunder #lightning #storm