AHAHAHA

portable boyfriends 🖤💖💙🎶

Still a ten

She's a 10 but she rigs her traps to be unwinnable

I love men

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Sexiest Metal Gear Solid character - Round 2

REAL

patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late

When you’re watching a slasher and that mf walks everywhere oooh he’s got plany off time

Howdy, Houndy. Gonna get rowdy!

Cry in g now

bhfs (best hunters forever)

Happy pride month