“I want my dog back.” You demand. The Book Keeper looks down “It says here that your dog died peacefully from old age- hang on, how did you get to the underworld? You’re not due here for decades.” You glare at them. “I don’t care what it says and you do not want to know the lengths I’ll go to.”
Why’s the serious face on the fence so hilarious to me
Part 4
📸 Photoshoot for August Man 📸
I had a dream that I crashed a party with Sebastian Stan and his friends and after a while I somehow ended up next to him on a couch.
He put a hand on my thigh in a kinda possessive way.
Mine.
And suddenly all his friends were like “Welp, time to go”
But then I woke up.. and cried
So, we're a couple of guys....
Neurotypical after a successful social interaction: That was fun, it was great to see them again!
Me after a successful social interaction: I made such a normal amount of eye contact. I deserve some cheese.
When you tell them you have ADHD and autism and they say that's fine but then they find out it's not cutesy collecting hello Kitty and bouncy stimming autism and oopsie I can't pay attention ADHD,
its I can't go in the grocery store I can't vacuum I can't do dishes because of the sensory overload
it's we can go eat at a restaurant but as soon as I start getting overwhelmed I'm going to shut down completely and dissociate but tell you I'm fine
It's please snuggle me but I have to keep my headphones on because hearing is too much right now
It's thank you this new shirtjacketbraceletnecklace you bought me is amazing and I love it but I can't wear it because it feels weird
It's I love you but sometimes your voice is too much noise and I can't look into your eyes
It's I need you near me but please don't touch me or talk or breathe too loud or cough because my brain feels like it's about to explode
It's I'm sorry I forgot you asked me to do the dishes but I know when your entire family's birthdays are and will never forget them
It's I meant to cook dinner four hours ago but I got lost in my brain and I just found my way back out and realized it's already 10pm
“... i didn't tell 'cause i knew you wouldn't let this happen”.
i've never understood the argument "I just can't use they/them for a singular person, it's grammatically incorrect." first of all that's not even factually correct, it's grammatically correct. second of all, why do you care more about grammar than the mental health and well-being of other people? grammar is fake, we made it up. other people and their feelings are real. reconsider your priorities
By Jeremy Whitley and Alti Firmansyah