Dazai Being A Pain In The Ass

perfect normal nuclear family

update: this is on INPRNT now. you could have this beautiful family in your house

From @mr-broom .

Drew.

I know after everything that happened, you'd want me dead. You're probably the last person you want to see... I know why Elliot came to me all the way to the deepest layer of the underworld, even though he refuses to tell me..

It's ok. I understand.

What I wanted to say was that I managed to get out. I mean, get out of another dimension "it" sent me and Elliot to, after getting us out of the underworld.

I had to practice a lot of wizardry, but I finally found a way to get out of said dimension. Only... I couldn't take Elliot with me.

But don't worry. I do plan to rescue him. I just have to practice more magic, and hopefully I'll be able to rescue us both one day. But for now, I can only get out and back when "it" is asleep, so "it" doesn't know I am capable of escaping from it's dimension.

We found a way we can communicate to others in rosemeadow from the orb dimension, which is how elliot spoke to you earlier. however, it is extremely difficult to maintain connection between both dimensions, so it's not exactly efficient, not as of yet.

Sorry for not saying who "it" is... Might pose as a threat if I reveal who it is.

If you have anything you want to tell Elliot, tell me now so I can pass it to Elliot once I'm back in the orb dimension. (I'm mostly exiting the orb dimension so I can speak with you and also get food and water for us to consume (there is neither food nor water in the orb dimension)

I'll have to go back to that dimension soon, but hopefully, once we grow enough strength, we can defeat "it".

sincerely, Sean.

By the way, Elliot said he wanted to apologize, and that he "couldn't do it". He seemed extremely upset at himself... I just wanted to tell you that.

Well, first of all, fuck you for killing Jake. Second of all, you better get Elliot out quickly.

Third of all, tell Elliot I forgive him and that I just want him to return safely, with or without your corpse.

DPxDC Prompt

The justice league was informed by a dark member that the infinite realms crowned a new monarch and they are eager to summon them to do a threat assessment and possibly strike up an alliance, depending on how similar they are to their predecessor.

The issue?

Danny is the new crown prince, but he isn't old enough to take the throne at 15, he needs to be at least 25 years old in human years or fully dead. So right now he has no power in the realms, he is just a figure head with no authority. He technically doesn't know a single thing about how the realms are run…

All that ruling stuff is handled by the council, the observants and the ancients.

Fast forward to Danny forced into full royal regalia by summoning magic and summoned into what looks like a meeting room. Blinking he turns his attention to the colorful cast of characters that have summoned him and is greeted by a very diplomatic sounding woman in a cape.

Maybe he shouldn't have decided to wait till he was eighteen to start those diplomatic lessons with Pandora… because right now he feels like he just walked into somewhere that he really needed them…

Copy paste

So, made Scrys of the batfamily. And honestly I just love the idea of giant sea dragons, y'know? And dragons in general. So! What if batfamily adoption, but with Fathom dragons!

(Behold, Danny, Sam, Tucker, Val, Ellie & Jazz)

SO ANYWAY! There's multiple ways a prompt of this could go, but I have three main ideas:

Option 1: It is similar to the normal Flight Rising world, where everyone is dragons. And they're in the same universe- that is, DP and DC are one timeline. In which case, the GIW or Fentons or Someone had to do something that sent the lil vigilante hatchlings adrift. Or someone sent them away for their own safety. Which is how they end up in the Gotham waters, which should kill anything else with how poisoned it is. But Amity is getting blasted with death radiation, has gotten pulled into another dimension full of it, that doesn't not have effects. That said the bats were not expecting several hatchlings to be swimming in their territory. Several injured hatchlings who instantly flee from them. Which. Is concerning.

Option 2 Not everyone is dragons. It's more of a dragon-shifter situation. Or a Wayne family curse that doesn't just effect blood-related members but anyone who joins the family. And it could be that it's the same world, or that DP & DC are different worlds. But somehow, maybe while not even in Gotham, at least one of the family stumbles across what should be impossible. Because like, Bruce didn't adopt again did he!? That's definitely several hatchlings, right? Right?! Bruce did not adopt these kids. His father Thomas, remembering two timelines thanks to the whole Flashpoint Fiasco, (and is now doubly traumatized) could not just leave these literal child (teen or no!) vigilantes all alone when he knows ways to help. He just also doesn't have a way to exactly inform any of his living family of this fact, or even thought about how the curse doesn't care if the adopter is in fact dead when they adopt.

Also have designs on like, adult scrys too

When you would just like to sit in the grass and watch the breezes carry the dandelion seeds away.

the lil' smirk at the end she's so pleased!

The fact that nobody stopped him💀

I like the fact that the two most well-known uses for lithium are treating people who are bipolar, and making batteries, which are also bipolar but in a completely different way.