Somebody Whip My Cheek With This And I Shall Be The Happiest Man In The World 🙏

This, simply

💖 THIS 💖

(more nsfw below)

you know the perfume you’re wearing makes them itchy, but it’s not quite enough to coax out a sneeze and that’s exactly why you’re wearing it. you made sure to run it through your hair and rub it into your neck just for this occasion. you’re riding them. burying your face in their neck and making sure your hair lays across their face, making them breathe in your carefully chosen scent.

their harsh breaths start to catch on the mess building in their nose and their moans become thick with congestion. it’s not long before the sounds coming from their mouth become laced with hitches and laboured breathing.

“hh-hih! hiihh- guhhh…” the tickle subsides, just as you had planned. you know teasing their nose turns both of you on.

“tell me how it feels, baby.” you whisper into their ear, making sure your hair continues whisking around their face and poking their nostrils.

“haahh.. it-it-hh it tickles.”

“show me where.”

they remove their hands from your hips and trace their sinuses up to the bridge of their nose. “all through here. it burns. i want tohh! hihh- hahh! sneeze.”

“why don’t you sneeze then, baby?” you feign confusion, all the while continuing to ride them, eating up their delicious moans and hitches.

“iihh want to.” they grab your hair and press it into their face, breathing in deeply, only to set off another series of hitching, desperate gasps with no happy ending. “i want to so bad. please help me.”

“what if i did… this.” you grab a small piece of your hair and trace their flaring, red nostrils, just barely teasing the inside of their nose. the reaction is immediate and strong. if you keep going they will sneeze. so you stop, pinching their nose shut and letting the mess wet your fingers.

“hih! hih-hih! pl-please! put it back in.” they grab at your hair desperately, trying to put it back in their nose with hands shaking from both pleasure and the burning need to sneeze.

“ah, ah, ah. only i’m allowed to do that.” you grab the stands of hair from their hand and insert them into their nose. “i’m feeling generous today. let’s get those sneezes out of your poor nose.”

“oh-! oh my-hh-hih! hih! hih! i’m going to sn-ihHTTchhiu! tchu!tchu!chu’chu-tch’chu!” you grind down on them with each sneeze and hitch, bringing their body closer to the relief their nose is getting with every sneeze and thrust.

Their sneezing subsides and so does your movement. They whimper and grip your hips as you take the hair back to their nostrils. You’re both going to have fun tonight.

The holy trinity of describing my tastes in women

Is this TOO MUCH to ask for?? Like, come on people have a little mercy for those in need

Thinking about someone holding their sneezes back and begging me to let them sneeze.

"Oh please babe...it's so itchy...please let me sneeze..."

Mmm yes, but not quite yet. I'm not done playing.

Thanks for existing plant girls/dryads who are covered in flowers and constantly release bursts of pollen, petals and allergens.

Thanks for existing women with long hair who feel to need to flip and toss it around and at people all the time.

Thanks for existing cuddly kitsune/catgirls with little concept of personal space and keen on shoving their ticklish tails in people's faces.

Thanks for existing women obsessed with makeup who can't help but accidentally spray their perfume or setting dusts in their partner's nose.

A sincere thanks to all of you, you are a fundamental part of humankind as a society and I'll always be the first to absolutely fold for you like mess I am 🫡

Bursts or insanity always come at late hours so here's a question for all of the wonderful men-loving freaks:

I'm not a social media person so even a modicum of likes for my posts is a huge, huge honor but PLEASE if any of you wants to rp you have to shoot me a DM unless I will never assume you want to sorry 😭

Someone doing this to me on a stage knowing damn well she's setting my nose one fire?

Well guess what I ALSO need this >///<

Clingy, teasing catgirl + boy that is dreadfully allergic to her

That's all I have to say for now >//<

Long entangling hair being used as a metaphor for possessiveness, infatuation and/or psychological dependence

If you're like this you won't need to find me I'm already at your door and possibly with a leash in my mouth (I'm very normal about this)

I know I have the audience of more or less three people and one guy that is just lost, but PLEASE for the love of Cthulhu go and support this amazing creator/roleplayer/artist and anything in between thank you :3

introducing, AGAIN, idgaf.

I'm Kira, I'm 21. European, (Russian), but use English as a main language to create blog/talk with others.

PLEASE SORRY MY BAD LANGUAGE, I KNOW I'M TERRIBLE but I'm trying my best 🥹

THIS IS A KINK BLOG, SO PLEASE, VANILLAS AND MINORS, you know where you supposed to go.

I use she/her as a pronounce, and I respect any what you use.

I'm RP enjoyer, so if you have any idea, welcome to the club ;))

if you wanna listen my wavs, I use telegram (cuz I'm stupid and don't know how to upload in Tumblr)

artist, so, sometimes I'll post abt my arts or my OC's. probably a lot

I'M BISEXUAL BUT I LOVE TBOYS AND GIRLS SO MUCH (I don't know why I like tgirls less, but for you I also have a soft spot, dw)

pls, if you're a creep, or guy who bored and wanna get on my nerves, then, you'll be b-b-bb-b-bb-BLOCKED.

big fan of @dreamingroleplayer (I consider him my bestie) @sneezy-on-sideblog @snrrf @hesitatons @sneezie-maxie (POST MORE PLS), @lunesnz

they all just incredible, that's all.

have a good day!!