Hey

Begging every deity in existence for this mess to be heard:

clears throat

ME AND WHO???

(also mad respect and support for the politician who tweeted this)

tumblr.com

LET'S DUEL, FAIR AND SQUARE.

Trans politician Zooey Zephyr is getting twittercanceled by the right for tweeting horny Genshin Impact fanart. This is in fact a real thing

Okay you freaks it's with IMMENSE pleasure that I see that the vast majority of you is an inducer, so let's go with a follow-up question:

Someone doing this to me on a stage knowing damn well she's setting my nose one fire?

Well guess what I ALSO need this >///<

Flower/nature-themed characters who use their powers to mess with someone's allergies and looking gorgeous as they do so-

That's it, that's the post. If you look like this my dms aren't open, I'll kidnap you and bring you there myself

It might sound sudden but I want - no I need someone to torture me with her perfume. I want her to tie me to a chair and spray it all around and hugging me and making me inhale it until I'm sneezing my head off but it smells so good I want you to continue. I don't care just hug me and stuff my face in your hair until my eyes are burning and my nose is itching and my throat feels dry, if I tell you to stop it only means to continue and maybe kiss my nose please okay do we have a deal?

I know I have the audience of more or less three people and one guy that is just lost, but PLEASE for the love of Cthulhu go and support this amazing creator/roleplayer/artist and anything in between thank you :3

introducing, AGAIN, idgaf.

I'm Kira, I'm 21. European, (Russian), but use English as a main language to create blog/talk with others.

PLEASE SORRY MY BAD LANGUAGE, I KNOW I'M TERRIBLE but I'm trying my best 🥹

THIS IS A KINK BLOG, SO PLEASE, VANILLAS AND MINORS, you know where you supposed to go.

I use she/her as a pronounce, and I respect any what you use.

I'm RP enjoyer, so if you have any idea, welcome to the club ;))

if you wanna listen my wavs, I use telegram (cuz I'm stupid and don't know how to upload in Tumblr)

artist, so, sometimes I'll post abt my arts or my OC's. probably a lot

I'M BISEXUAL BUT I LOVE TBOYS AND GIRLS SO MUCH (I don't know why I like tgirls less, but for you I also have a soft spot, dw)

pls, if you're a creep, or guy who bored and wanna get on my nerves, then, you'll be b-b-bb-b-bb-BLOCKED.

big fan of @dreamingroleplayer (I consider him my bestie) @sneezy-on-sideblog @snrrf @hesitatons @sneezie-maxie (POST MORE PLS), @lunesnz

they all just incredible, that's all.

have a good day!!

Who wants to be my fairy roommate 👉👈

Side-effects of getting a fairy roommate: turns out a really high proportion of the human population is allergic to fairy dust, so it's kind of like owning a cat but with more social awkwardness.

New day, new perfume-induced sneezing. The translation is a bit wonky with this one, so I'll trust your intuition to understand what's happening ^^

🌹💐🌺 🌹💐🌺🌹

SNEEZE ROLEPLAY AHEAD [M4F]

🌺💐🌹🌺💐🌹🌺

Do you like intriguing character dynamics?

Do you like sneezing?

Even better, do you like sneezy men with sensitive noses who progressively end up losing more and more of their composure with each hitched breath and sniffle?

Do you like being the reason (voluntarily or not) of such allergic fits?

If so, you're in luck!

I'm once again in search for a partner with which to play a snz roleplay with, and this time with a little more experience up my sleeve~!

It could either be based on a fandom or with original characters, though I personally have a reference for the latter, but be it what it is, I ADORE detail and thought put behind the story, so if you too are a nerd for storytelling and chemistry between the characters, I'm sure we'll get along just fine ^^

Now onto the snz stuff... Honestly, there are so many options I have the embarrassment of choice, but I think that starting with the general themes could be a good idea.

What I'm absolutely sure is that I enjoy being the person that gets induced to sneeze. Wether that has to do with the fact I also normally play sub roles might be related... So, if you're looking for someone to ruin his sinuses as well as his dignity, look no further~

And as for the methods of sneezing, a quick essential list could look something like this, you could call them my kinks:

- Perfumes

- Hair

- Flowers

- Smoke

- Feathers/fur

- Sneezing dusts

Of course, every (and I mean EVERY) combination of those is very well accepted, but of the dynamic is just as important! For me, the only important thing is having the other character directly being the source of my character's sneezes, and from there it can be either done subtly but with a teasing fake innocence, genuinely without a clue that her actions cause him to sneeze, or even openly torturing him with sneezy inductions and challenging him to resist! Your imagination is the only limit~

As a last thing, here are a couple of wonderful scenarios I found for some inspiration ;)

- "Don’t worry, I’m just getting started,” Character A (yours) said with a grin as she revealed the feather. B (my character) shivered with anticipation. A laughed. “I think we should give it a bit more of a test before going all out. We have plenty of time for that, don’t worry.” Twirling the feather in front of his nose teasingly, she inched it closer at a torturously slow pace. “Oh come on, you know I don’t have that much patience, ple-ih,” he hitched suddenly as A finally let the feather lightly graze the tip of his nose. “Patience or not, we both know the build up is the best part,” She teased, twirling the feather unexpectedly against his nostrils. "Heh eh hiiiiiih , Oh that tickles so muh-much,” He sniffed, pulling some of the small feather fibers a tiny bit inside his nostrils and dramatically increasing the itch.  "Heh eh ehhhh..." He groaned, the tickle backing off just enough that she couldn’t sneeze as She pulled the feather back. “Aw, that means it’s doing its job. It’s making your nose extra sensitive~" She murmured teasingly. “Here, I have another idea.” She pulled B’s head toward her, guiding him to nuzzle into her neck. “Mmmh... that’s n-nice...” He said dazed as he snuggled closer, closing his eyes just like A was hoping he would. Suddenly, he felt the ends of A’s hair starting to trace teasingly around his nostrils just like the feather had. Caught by surprise and still tickly from before, B couldn’t hold back. "Hitchiew! Hetchiew! Heh eh eh hetchiew! Hitchiew! Hitchiew! O-oh God, that was so much stronger than... Be-before... Wha- hah hatchiew!”

- Character A has long, silky hair woven with fragrant (and pollen-loaded) flowers, and is sat right besides character B . Every toss of her locks would make them inevitably fall over B's face and nose, tickling him mercilessly with the strands and dousing his senses with the heady, irritating aroma, his nose and sinuses burning, eyes teary. She could be either genuinely or fakely surprised by B's allergy, gasping and saying out loud "Doesn't anyone have a handkerchief? Look at my poor sneezy colleague" here she begins to look around, and every sharp movement of her head fills the air with pollen from the flower in her hair and only amping up B's torment ^^

- A and B are running late for an important formal event, both rushing getting ready. Suddenly, A quickly spray herself with some perfume while the poor A passes right besides her, getting caught in the crossfire and accidently breathing all that flowery aroma. Quiet hitches began to be hear, he knows he cant afford sneezing right know after getting all ready however his nose thinks otherwise. Twitching and quivering, he ends up sneezing repeatedly ruining his outfit completely

- B's steps echoed through the forest, each one causing the veil of dried twigs and leaves to crackle under his feet. It were hours, or maybe even days that he was wandering aimlessly in those woods in search for the ancient artifact, but until then it seemed like all he did was walking in circles. The tediousness of his task was almost driving him crazy, and he was constantly on the verge of giving up for good, but for better or for worse his determination dictated him to continue. And then it happened. At first, it seemed almost like a mirage, likely given how thoroughly exhausted he was, but upon closer inspection the figure (A) he saw moving amidst the foliage became more and more definite. From occasional glimpses of white and purple, he could then make out the outline of a body, a feminine one, and its erratic movements less and less dictated by chaos... It was a dance, performed by what would have been a normal woman hadn't it been for a pair of pointy ears and a long, luxurious white tail that flowed behind her and bounded with every step she took. Awestruck, he walked closer without even considering what to say, such was his curiosity, but be it for distraction or a deliberate choice, once he was just a couple of feet from her, she suddenly twirled, making her fluffy tail swipe right across his face like a gentle caress. Upon impact, a cloud of shimmering specks of some kind of dust wafted from it, and the combined effects of its tickly fur and flower-like fragrance made his eyes flutter, and his nose start to twitch. From there, a tingling sensation spread across his body

⚠️ Last thing to add is that I don't paritucularly enjoy the mess aspect of it (mucus, saliva, bodily fluids), but apart from that, I'm eager to hear you people's wonderful ideas!

What else to say? If this sounds like what you're looking for, and you're eager to irritate those red nostrils, don't hesitate to hit me up~✨

Clingy, teasing catgirl + boy that is dreadfully allergic to her

That's all I have to say for now >//<