And On Tonight's Episode Of: "ME AND WHO??"

Women who aren't careful with their perfume and end up spraying it on someone's face causing him to inhale all of that pink mist and sneeze uncontrollably reducing him to a quivering mess hit me up

When I say I want somebody to match my freak this is what I mean

Clingy, teasing catgirl + boy that is dreadfully allergic to her

That's all I have to say for now >//<

Begging every deity in existence for this mess to be heard:

clears throat

ME AND WHO???

(also mad respect and support for the politician who tweeted this)

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LET'S DUEL, FAIR AND SQUARE.

Trans politician Zooey Zephyr is getting twittercanceled by the right for tweeting horny Genshin Impact fanart. This is in fact a real thing

The #1 incentive I have to contribute to the fight against the patriarchy is making society more prone to the idea of sub men such as me

You're telling me gender equality could lead to the normalization of women being in a position of dominance and/or control? Sign me the fuck in -w-

Ladies, take notes

Not all men might let you do this but I DEFINITELY would so go wild

holy MOLY

(link: https://reductress.com/post/5-sexy-fragrances-that-will-trigger-his-asthma/)

This might be very weird to say out loud but who cares you already know I'm insane

I've always been fascinated by the underlying reasons/appeals that brings someone to have a specific kink or fetish, and from what I've gathered a good deal of people here condier the snz stuff as a form of caring

-Or in general, the feeling of having someone in a distressed and helpless state, in this case because of a cold/allergy? That's the best way I can describe it and tbh I totally get it, but would LOVE to hear you guys' opinion on that!

Don't know how many are this view with me but, and I do say this seriously, I tend to see it as a kind of BDSM...? Not straight-up getting hurt, but in the case of sneezing more like the feeling of having something that's generally beautiful and alluring of someone (hair, flowers, perfumes etc) being capable of hurting his senses, make its way into someone's body and literally burn him from within, until the poor guy is a mess, left with his system broken and begging for relief or comfort. Fatefully attracted to that same person he is so sensitive to and suffering every time he gets a whiff of that intoxicating perfume or that silky hair grazes his nose.

I'm definitely NOT normal about this-

Bursts or insanity always come at late hours so here's a question for all of the wonderful men-loving freaks:

Someone doing this to me on a stage knowing damn well she's setting my nose one fire?

Well guess what I ALSO need this >///<

Absolutely real

Save me from insomnia 💔