Who Is More Girlfriend?

Who is More Girlfriend?

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team fortress 2 NOOO I DIDNT MEAN TO PRESS SCOUT Soldier is so girlfriend

More Posts from Drbansick and Others

drbansick

9 months ago

A series of fake tumblr posts from the user helloscully. The first post reads “First day on the job at this haunted house I get there and they ask me if I can hose down English Willy. I ask what they’re talking about and they take me to a hallway where this 7ft fucking rabbit fursuit looking thing covered in blood is standing around staring at the wall. When I was like “what the fuck is that” they said they found him in a backroom. Apparently they call him English Willy bc the ouija board told them his name was William and sometimes he’ll say ominous shit in a british accent. And he just walks around occasionally screaming in pain. Why the fuck did I move to Utah.” The post is then reblogged with an image of a young thin blonde woman in a dark teal hoodie holding up a phone as if she’s taking a selfie. Next to her is Springtrap, a large decrepit rabbit mascot costume that is green and covered with rips and tears, and stained with blood. They are standing together in a dark hallway, only visible from the light of the woman’s phone. This image is captioned “my manager is making tiktoks with him.” (end id)

A fake ask post. An anonymous user asks helloscully “wait so is english willy haunted or something? or is he part of the attraction? i'm so confused.” Helloscully responds “no clue. the haunted house is themed around some old rainforest café knockoff restaurant that went bankrupt in the 90s. I think he's one of the old robots they had stored in the backrooms that they redecorated to look scarier. he's just a stinky lil guy.” (end id)

Another fake ask post. An anonymous user asks helloscully “okay but did you hose him down.” They answer with an image of Springtrap, a large and damaged old mascot costume, his green fur ripped and torn and stained with blood. He is lying on the ground in a dark back alley, blood pooling out from under him. He is hunched in a defensive position as water streaming from a hose is aimed at him. helloscully captions the post with “the pre-recorded screaming audio they put on this thing is so realistic. I legit felt bad for him.” They then reblog the post again with a screenshot of another user’s tags, which say “me with a grindr hookup at 2am.” They capture this screenshot with “CAN Y’ALL STOP.” (end id)

A reblog of the previous post from a blog named bobiebots. They respond with “Okay so I was tagged by a couple people to see this first and I didn't believe them at first but oh my god. OP, that's an authentic Bonnie Springlock suit, probably one of the only ones in existence. They're basically an animatronic that doubles as a mascot costume. There were like 5 models made total and they were all discontinued bc at least 3 people on record (including a child) died due to their technical malfunctions. You can tell they're real bc of the wire placing in this pic. One of my professors from the UEU (Utah Engineering Union) told me about the lawsuits they caused. There's very little info on this outside of word of mouth, but these things are super dangerous. I really hope you're right about the blood just being spooky décor, because Fazbear entertainment has a history of coverups and it's not impossible that there's actually a body in there.” The phrases “authentic bonnie springlock suit,” “due to their malfunctions,” “lawsuits they caused,” and “Fazbear entertainment has a history of coverups” are all underlined with a hyperlink to show the user used sources to back up their claim. Helloscully reblogs this post with “w. what” and then reblogs it again stating “there's no fucking way. that can't be why he smells so bad. there's no way he'd be functional. what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck wh.” (end id)

Another fake ask post. An anonymous user says “they saw trapped my mans” to which helloscully responds “SHUT UPHJA DJDGVjkvdkj.” (end id)

Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

(part 2)

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fnaf five nights at freddy's lmao william afton springtrap fazbear frights fnaf 3

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drbansick

2 years ago

Fellas

I think you can guess who my favorite character is

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my art art spooky month spooky month streber spooky month fanart spooky month kevin spooky month dexter spooky month happy fella

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drbansick

1 year ago

Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

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YEAHHHHH

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drbansick

2 years ago

I HAVE MORE FELLA FOR YOU

I finally figured out a way I like to draw him, that's why he looks so different from my other post

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my art otgw over the garden wall wirt otgw greg otgw beatrice otgw

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drbansick

4 days ago

Keithing my shit rn

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drbansick

1 year ago

shoutout to this thirsty ass peashooter

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drbansick

2 years ago

That Ol’ Chart Of Mine Makes The Rounds Online Periodically And It Drives Me Crazy Because It’s Frankly

That ol’ chart of mine makes the rounds online periodically and it drives me crazy because it’s frankly not very good. So, I finally got around to remaking it.

I doubt this will get anywhere near as popular, but I wanted to make it.

Good reference for animation, comics, and for visualizing phonetics!

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drbansick

1 week ago

*steps Out Of Shadows * Um Uhhhhh Uh Wh Um Hello Tumblr

*steps out of shadows * um uhhhhh uh wh um hello Tumblr

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drbansick

1 year ago

MY GOTHIC LITERATURE FIXATION IS TEARING AWAY AT MY BRAIN

I remade my versions of Jekyll and Hyde, I only ever posted my Hyde design before I think.

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my art art jekyll and hyde henry jekyll gothic literature dr jekyll mr hyde the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde edward hyde it might not be thag obviois but this is inspired by the glass scientists comic and Sages earlier comic pseudoscientists i thinm thats the name also inspired by the webtoon hoof fellas wow im so good at spelling

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drbansick

2 years ago