So, What Constitutes This Exquisite Food In Which You Are Indulging? Is It Burgers? Salads? Fruit? Mashed

I hope this is everyone else too!

This gives me a whole host of negative feels, but it is undeniably accurate, so. \_òó_/ Truth hurts.

It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.

I laughed more that I should have at this

Jespar: I just really want someone to take me out.

Calia: Like, on a date or with a sniper rifle?

Jespar: Surprise me.

That’s what spotted me!

That's what a cat does...That's why I love cats (just wish I wasn't deathly allergic to them!)

Wow! Eye-opener! Honestly, I never understood why people don't do this...It seems so logical to me.

I no longer struggle with math, though...once you realize it's just a language that describes the world around us, the veil is lifted and tossed to the wind.

finding out people dont usually add numbers by first adding something to make a ten (for example 7+6= 7 plus 3 is 10 plus another 3 is 13) & that its actually an adhd thing is the WILDEST shit literally ive lived like 10 years (or however old i was when i learned to add and stuff) thinking thats how everyone does it. what the fuck

Reposting for @jhara-ivez 's response...

Being American, I am most familiar with temperatures in °F, but I can relate certain °C values with no need for mathematical gyrations:

15°C: Nice! I might consider a light jacket

20°C: Perfect for any outdoor activity, no jacket, no shoes, no problem

30°C: I am wallowing in a pool of my own sweat and am poised to lay waste to anyone who vexes me

Most IT workers probably wish “end user” was a command rather than a description.

Wow... so true.

What if you kept a chainsaw in your bedroom instead of a gun? Imagine the fear that would enter an intruders mind hearing that?

I know a guy named Dino. Last name... Tsoris. Say it with me...

I also knew a woman named Cookie Fieldcow. True.

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!