I Feel Like We Need This Reminder Now And Then. "... Let Us Find Ourselves A Worthy Goal"

I was about 4 and said to my dad, "Screw you!" He wheeled on me with ferocity unforeseen and I couldn't figure out why...I thought it meant using a screwdriver. I mean, he said it all the time; what else could he have been talking about?

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

Margaritas make adulting possible

Yeah, it happens... They are pages in the story of each of our lives.

I have stretch marks.

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

Been there, done that!

(and it was amazing, astonishingly beautiful)

Angels Landing, Zion National Park [3024x4032] [OC] - macfredough

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

More CRan jokes! More pictures! :)

Alright, everyone who is and isn’t ready this. Well, I suppose those of you who aren’t reading this wouldn’t see my hello, so… Anyways, Day 5 went something like this: I woke up and ate breakfast. Afterwards, on the bus, our tour guide read us some *actual* complaints from past tours and some...

A good story, flawlessly told? Nah...take a hard left turn off that road and hang on for the ride!

Prince Mith presents: “The Poet In Me”

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Isabella Diamonde, an ordinary country girl with seafoam orbs and honey-colored tresses, knows she’s taking a risk when she applies as a housemaid in the Black Estate. After all, an air of dark mystery surrounds its Count, the chisel-jawed and arrogant Arthorious Black, who is famed for his provocative iconoclastic poems and happens to be mesmerizingly handsome. But what choice does Isabella have? After all, her father, who always saw her as a burden, is terribly ill and can’t afford treatment.

Before Isabella knows it, she is caught in a downward spiral of sinister secrets and devouring passion, where desires pool darkly, salacious confessions are whispered and ejaculated, and inner deities dance to scandalous rhythms unheard of before.

And there’s bondage too!  

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Following last week’s poll, I decided to exchange the weekly bonus poems for one or two pages of “The Poet in Me,” a satire romance novel where I’ll try to fulfill every romance cliche, break every writing rule, and use every flowery adjective and metaphor to have ever been seen on a page. A little respite beside the serious writing for “Dreams of the Dying.”

Starting next week, I’ll release a new page on my Patreon each Tuesday for Patrons and probably make it public here on Tumblr a week later.

Please reblog if you think Isabella Diamonde’s and Arthorious Black’s story is worth being told! :)

So important for everyone to understand

7 Rules For Fun And Consensual Sex, Courtesy Of Planned Parenthood

A new video series from Planned Parenthood is illustrating just how sexy consent is.  

Published on Sept. 21, the four videos created by Planned Parenthood discuss consent and how integral it is in healthy hook ups and relationships. The videos cover topics including the definition of consent, and the signals to look out for when your partner is just not into it.

More questions? For a detailed breakdown of what consent is read on here.

Bucket list, 'cuz I have a few choice words for The Aged Man

So I’m in Serbia now, and decided to visit a place called the “Devil’s Town”

Guys, i know where the Aged Man is living nowadays

This is so creepy

Yay! Now I actually look forward to driving in to work tomorrow!!

Dreams of the Dying - An Enderal Novel, Chapter Six: "Takana"

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Chapter Six of the audiobook now online! Enjoy!

Thanks a bunch to Ben Britton for his standout performance, as well as to Marvin for the editing and music!

If you’d like to support the novel or my writing in general, feel free to check out his Patreon at www.patreon.com/niseam . Every dollar helps!