Jason (Trust It Was His Racing Name): *the Sound Of Silverware Tapping On A Plate Or Bowl*

I think this is what I liked best about the movie... and grown-up Luke's sense of humor.

Gonna be stating some possible unpopular Star Wars opinions here, but here goes…

When I was watching The Last Jedi, I thought to myself, “is this the part that got the fans angry?” before and after every scene because all throughout the whole movie, I kept waiting for that anger inducing moment, but it never came.

In my point of view, the venom that these fans are spewing is for one core reason…they’re violently upset that the characters they worshipped and placed on a pedestal for all the years Star Wars has been around for have turned out to not be what they appear. They turned out to be human, flawed, and fallible, and the hardcore fanboys couldn’t handle it.

The biggest message this movie expressed was that transforming human beings into legends, worshiping them as gods, and turning people into symbols for incorruptible purity or irredeemable darkness will only lead to ruin. This movie drove home that human morality is a messy, complicated, chaotic force and shouldn’t be viewed in stark shades of black and white.

Feel free to disagree, but this is where I stand on the subject.

i love when jespar says ‘at your service’ like hes gonna listen to somebody

I have two battling for my attention - is that weird? (stupid brain)

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Khajiit once accidentally seduced Nazeem. Right on the porch of Breezehome.

It wasn’t supposed to mean anything, but it decided we must be friends.

Apparently it was very lonely.

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Love my raven child! Thank you!

A thank-you-Raven for @dragons-barb

“English doesn’t borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.”

— Terry Pratchett

Blue-eyed beauties Callie and MacCready, commissioned by the lovely @commander-cullywully!

The internet isn’t full of stupid people. The WORLD is. The internet is just the proof.

hello everyone welcome back to Tumblr 2, where you can find Nazis, homophobes, death threats, and people who want absolute strangers dead but hey, no tiddies right?

Being American, I am most familiar with temperatures in °F, but I can relate certain °C values with no need for mathematical gyrations:

15°C: Nice! I might consider a light jacket

20°C: Perfect for any outdoor activity, no jacket, no shoes, no problem

30°C: I am wallowing in a pool of my own sweat and am poised to lay waste to anyone who vexes me