Asked My Little Cousin What She Wanted To Listen To And She Said The New Papa John’s Commercial 💀💀

I’ll be honest, I thought people were joking whenever I saw posts like “gay people are making everyone gay!!” I honestly thought people didn’t think that, but my friend recently told me that her grandma asked her aunt if I was her girlfriend. Her aunt told her that my friend wasn’t gay but I was.

Then last week, I went to visit my friend and her grandma was there. She straight up ignored me, I said hi and tried to be nice but she didn’t say anything and just sat there not doing anything. I didn’t think anything of it until my friend was telling me that she was talking to her aunt about how rude her grandma was and that it was because i’m gay. Never once did I think that it was because im gay and friends with her granddaughter.

I’m realizing now that I live a very privileged life. My parents didn’t really care when I told them, all of my friends are accepting, and I work in a progressive, safe place. It’s insane to me that people are just bigots and homophobic.

I’m a strong believer in “there’s no such thing as stupid questions”

Cos I’m the one usually asking them

NEVERMIND ITS THE FRENCH FROGS SURRENDERING WHEN THE LEADER SAYS TO FIGHT 😭😭😭

I’m watching Flushed Away and I love how they call Roddy, Millicent Bystander

It’s actually hilarious 😭😭

Sinbad and Proteus should’ve been endgame, but the U.S wasn’t ready for that

I’m watching the office and I now need a fic where Jim is cucked by Danny Cordray and he’s watching OR a fic where Jim, Pam, and Danny have a threesome and they just fucking worship her. Like she’s just sandwiched between them and they’re fucking into her slowly while whispering the filthiest things in her ear. Or Danny is just fucking Pam hard while showing Jim how to actually pleasure her and Jim is just sitting obediently watching Pam get absolutely railed by an ex.

This seems weird but it’s desperately needed and I have no shame

I NEED IT

I want a fanfic where Kaz is a healer because damnit Ithat would be awesome and damnit I want Matthias to live.

I need another RotG movie or something so there’s more fanfic to read. I’m rereading the same ones over and over

I need a fic where Billy and Chrissy are accidental running buddies and just like best friends. Like obviously they bump into each other on accident at first, but then they start talking about music and hyping each other up. And then they hang out outside of running and he tells her jason is no good or whatever. And like everyone is surprised they’re friends and they’re just like platonic soulmates

I love going to old media I used to read and looking for new fanfics cos tell me why I was looking for The Black Phone fan fiction and all of a sudden there’s stranger things x The Black Phone fics where Steve is Finney???

They always say don’t shop for groceries on an empty stomach but they should also say don’t shop for groceries on ur period. I just spent $50 on Brie cheese, crackers, and fig jam. My period made me shop like fucking french royalty