NETFLIX HAD A SOUND FOR WHEN U PRESS YOUR PROFILE. WTF. IT SOUNDS LIKE A TINY BACK CRACKING WTF
I’ve never smoked a day in my life but I am fighting the urge to go to the nearest gas station and buy a pack of Marlboro lights
My favorite human invention is goo-gone. I’m a dick rider for goo-gone. I fucking love it
Just remembered the time my 4th grade teacher flexed on me by staring me straight in the eye and still continuing to type on the computer. Was honestly terrified, I’ve never been as intimidated as I was then
I love going to old media I used to read and looking for new fanfics cos tell me why I was looking for The Black Phone fan fiction and all of a sudden there’s stranger things x The Black Phone fics where Steve is Finney???
I’m just gonna post every fanfic idea that pops into my head.
Anyways I was daydreaming about a fic where Billy is a really light sleeper with really good hearing. Like he can hear everything that happens in the house. (Could be because of his dad being an abusive shit or wtv) anyways since moving the Hawkins he can’t sleep because its too quiet and he can hear what he thinks are coyotes all night (it’s actually the demogorgon dog things) so he gets really pissed and grabs a bat that he keeps in his room and is like I’m going to hunt these mfs down. Anyways he kills 2 demodogs and doesn’t tell anyone about it cos he’s just done with this shit. Now the scene where he beats Steve up doesn’t happen because he sees the demodog that they put in the freezer and he’s like oh I hate those fucking demon flower dogs and everyone is confused like what you’ve seen one??? And he’s like yeah I killed 2 of them and everyone is shook and then they kill the monster or wtv at the end but yeah that’s the fic idea
I’m trying to make a point to a friend
Sometimes you think “even I have lines that I won’t cross” and then sometimes you read an Avatar x HP crossover fic
I’m watching The Incredibles 2 and Elastigirl said she had a Mohawk so now I’m asking someone please please please please please draw this.