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No way Kevin McAllister called his mom a dummy and didn’t get his ass beat

Uhhhh I think someone has to stop this high sparrow dude, he’s actually crazy I think. Also this new grand maester guy, I think he’s also crazy. This Red Woman doesn’t sound sane either, nor does this Ramsay dude. Maybe just kill them all. For the good of the realm.

We’re resurrecting people now????? Jon Snow is alive????? What’s going on here????????

Saw a car with a turquoise car decal that said ‘let’s go brandin’ with a person riding a horse and I feel like that gotta be at least 5 red flags

I just read a fic with Daphne Bridgerton/Simon Basset/Friedrich Wilhelm Ludwig von Prueßen and it’s literally the only fanfic with that couple. And they’re not even a thing yet, it’s just implied. Now all I want is a fanfic with that pairing. I feel like it has potential to be a really good fic, plus create a lot of drama.

I want a fic with lifeguard Billy and he teaches kids classes. He’s teaching Holly and she absolutely adores him. She’s like “Billy sounds like Holly, so we basically have the same name!” They have nicknames for each other and just a cute relationship that absolutely baffles Nancy and Mike. Maybe Billy’s nickname is Bolly and Holly’s is Hilly.

One day the Wheeler’s go to the pool with all of the Party and when they get there, Billy is on a downshift and Holly just goes running up to him, just so happy to see her favorite big kid. (Nancy and Mike are mean and Jonathan is gross and she doesn’t remember Steve much)

Everyone is so shocked they even know each other. And Karen likes Billy (not like she did in the show, that was weird) so she says hi and the 3 are just hanging out while everyone just stares.

Billy is smiling and messing around with Holly and Holly is talking about school and swimming just talking his ear off.

While the Party + Nancy, Steve, and Jonathan are trying to figure out what’s happening. Wondering if he’s possessed or was body-switched.

I think that’d be a good fic

Was playing Zelda: TotK and I went to Rito Village, then I saw Teba and he is the definition of dilf.

The Tyrion and Jaime alliance is so good until you realize it’s because Jaime had his hand chopped off and feels like a worthless freak. Not to say a man can’t change his opinion or can’t be affected by what’s happened to him but I wished they were just good brothers from the beginning.

I like the fanfics where the reason Billy and his family leave California is because Neil found out Billy had a boyfriend and he’s an homophobic ass so he forces them to leave. Or someone in Cali finds out he abuses Billy and they leave. It just scratches my brain