Well…messi Getting Injured Today Was NOT On My Bingo Card😐

scandal show but it’s jegulus and president potter can’t keep his eyes away from his old lover regulus who continuously pops up into his life

pre season’s gonna hurt like a bitch

pedri injured and out for like a month….araujo injured and out for like two months….the season hasn’t even begun yet and barça is already suffering

yamal’s last act as a 16 year old player was to score a banger, send france home and get the motm award can’t wait to see what’s in store on sunday when he has turned a year older

really wonder what wattpad fanfic writers are gonna do about season 4 in their five hargreeves book…

istg another delay and i’ll fall asleep it’s 3:30am ffs🙏

challengers movie but it’s jegulily🤭

and yes i think regulus would be the patrick one bc modern fanfics don’t incorporate the REAL regulus of 2021, like my regulus was ruthless strong and straight up evil now that he’s james’ love interest though they’ve made him into a weak soft baby that crumbles under golden retriever james’ lovey dovey eyes

NO

james is so art coded, whipped with her

regulus is an academic rival

always watching her from afar

james is jealous of him because lily appreciates his intellect

he confronts him

they compromise in a rather… interesting way

about that marauders football au:

it would be obvious to put snape in the death eaters’ team (in this case real madrid cause fuck them) but i think bc in cannon he’s not that appreciated he’d be a referee

(those who know about real vardrid get me)

like he’d whistle in slytherin’s favour and accept bribes for them hoping to be accepted into their little cult like team

also who did you think gryffindor’s and slytherin’s coaches would be???

mcgonagall and slughorn feels wrong

miranda would be on the board of directors probably like a scout director looking for young talents (yes she was the one who found sirius and asked him to sign for gryffindor)

and we ALL know poppy would be on the medical staff

she was the one who treated remus on his injury and later mentored him to work alongside her (for reference check out the tags for my other marauders football au drabbles)

would also like a football marauders au, james is def a striker of a top 5 premier league team, sirius would prob be a defender but doesn’t have the physique so maybe cdm??

remus being a physiotherapist for the team that is friends either james before sirius transfers to the club and yells at james for not telling him about the hot medic man.

he’s probably complain of nonexistent injuries just to be close to him.

and lily as the manager’s daughter, or the striker of the club’s female team.

and they meet in promos for the club’s image, to show the new jersey for the season and make fun videos for insta/youtube and the whole comment section is talking about their chemistry.

there are so many possibilities for this au, angst about them transferring to a diff club in a country far away, sirius’s trauma being the pressure from his family as they are world renowned players with many ballon d’ors.

world cup, euros, champions league….

SOMEONE WRITE THIS BEFORE I GO INTO A COMPLETE SPIRAL!!

bow down to our graceful king of england liam fucking gallagher

i love this mf

AND ANOTHER ONE‼️🐐🇦🇷

hope he gets well soon for the finalissima🙏🙏