Me: Hey Wanna Come Over And Hang

the gang's all here

How did they get it in there without touching it?

it either gets you pregnant or it makes your penis hard

Ask me anything! (Please I need to talk to someone)

send cropped political memes

like this

Dear tumblr, are you ok? Thanks

it's make their tits bounce monday my friends godspeed all and have a great week

Ha ha ha I do that

Me irl

*Pokémon battle theme starts playing* a wild death threat appeared!

Can I just say that you're one of the funniest people I have ever encountered here on this site?

Like, you never fail to amuse me and the rest of tpyour followers

My followers are silly billies!!! some of them tell me to die though

I like to imagine that someone is going to play some Minecraft and then sees that and is like “oh ok I guess I will” and then goes to terraria and sees that and screams for all eternity

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder