Reblog For Golf Cart Monkey

Why is this heat so hot 😩

guy who explodes into blood and viscera to escape uncomfortable situations

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WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?! WHO ATTACKED HER TO ENTER HER SECOND PHASE?!?! WE ALL AGREED, LET HER STAY IN HER FIRST PHASE WHERE SHE ONLY USES MELEE ATTACKS, NOW SHE’S GOING TO GO LONG RANGE ATTACKS WHILE STAYING AT A DISTANCE! WE’RE DOOMED!

funniest possible way to word a statement about somebody in the process of dying

I'm going to be sick

TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.

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drake?

yeah thats what it says

Gonna start putting cryptic codes in my posts so you guys have something fun to do

Doctor strange and the multiverse of madness leaks

his pussy is frightening and the sex is creepy and strange