Agreed What The Actual Fuck Is Waterfall Mist… ITS FUCKING WATER IT DOESNT SMELL LIKE ANYTHING

ungh yeah sex so good [Holds finger to earpiece] hold on [............] the president was just assassinated

tinder should have a feature called super block and if you press it that person dies

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

Is Wii sports resort ok?

i dont trust people who play sports with a controller

yeah thats what it says

Gonna start putting cryptic codes in my posts so you guys have something fun to do

I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

Kinky

how exactly would you like to die, Pukicho?

Taking everyone else out with me

You go to fight the tooth fairy and these are the boss rooms

i cant stop fucking laughing