IM DYING

How could she not? She’s using the legendary tactic of p o o l

Me after I take an Advil liquid gel

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Modern poetry at its finest

the gang's all here

Ask me anything! (Please I need to talk to someone)

“HEY YOU STOLE MY JOKE” no I reblogged your statement you unfunny bitch

Oh my god danny davito and optimus prime

Luke Skywalker and The Mandalorian. 😍

ITS THE UNEDITED VERSION HOLY SHIT

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I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”